brainofck: (JDshort)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] zats_clear,

I hate you.

Kindest regards,
CK


Title: Pushing Buttons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack plays Daniel like a violin. Or possibly more like a kazoo. And not exceptionally well.
Content/warnings: Um. But. Um. It would spoil the surprise. Warnings for the really, really squeamish at the end. Shouldn't be too scary for the rest of you.
Words: 99
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Beta: Dude. Don't blame anybody else for this. Well. Except her, of course. *glares*

I hate Zats so, so much... )
brainofck: (DanielJackson)
Stupid spam... I'm going through 1500 that dumped into our spam folder in the last ten days, and the folder's prolly been full since last Thursday...

Anyway.

UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*

UPDATE: My helper, [livejournal.com profile] mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!

Sorry. Moving on.

What I am thinking about right now... )


[livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big.
[livejournal.com profile] mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutz
[livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck: *cries laughing*

I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.
brainofck: (TealcConf)
Please to visit [livejournal.com profile] brainofgk for another installment of Rabbitgate: Beatrix Potter meets Stargate and The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies!

[livejournal.com profile] brainofgk is merely nine years of age, so Mommy prescreens all comments! But you have all been very good little bunnies, so you deserve blackberries and brown bread for supper! Thank you so much for you kind reception of his pieces. And this one is alllll him. He thumped my ideas several times and *insisted* that I make changes!

:)
brainofck: (DanielJackson)
Please to be going to AG33's journal to read The Tale of Benjamin Bunny.

It's the same rules as last time. He's 9, so Mommy previews the comments, and the off color ones will be HISTORY! And I promise you, this one is going to be VERY tempting. Feel free to post off-color comments here, if you must. We can all giggle like grownups together.

Crossposting to [livejournal.com profile] brainofck.

Morning sex

Aug. 8th, 2007 10:23 pm
brainofck: (Default)
It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!
brainofck: (TealcConf)
Please this way to the crack.

Just read the thread. Go on. You know you want to.

Anybody who can come up with a picture of Cam getting friendly with, I dunno, a big ficus or something, gets a porn prize.

Crack

Aug. 29th, 2006 06:26 am
brainofck: (Default)
Yesterday, [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava expressed her friendship and admiration for me (and the rest of the spammers), by sending crack.

I told Husband about it. He wanted to know 1) why would someone send me crack? 2) Why would I be known for writing crack!fic? 3) Is that a good thing?

*pets the good Husband*
brainofck: (JDshort)
We had a little rash of Stargate silliness in our spam group over the last couple of weeks. I thought I would index it. Coauthored with several insane, insane people. There are two threads still lurking that petered out before they got anywhere that are sitting around hoping to be finished...

UPDATE: I have had a few crack!fic moments sinec then. I'm sticking them here, too.

I have yet to put disclaimers on these, so let this serve as an umbrella disclaimer:

Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck

Also, these were all written fast and dirty. It shows.

Cake Up on 22 - CM/DJ/WH. NC-17. A celebration of Walter's good services.

Dear Savage Love - inspired by spam subject lines.

Revenge is Sweet - the kitten ficlet. PG. JO/DJ very vaguely implied.

The Training Practices of the Tauri - bicep porn written for [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava. No pairing. Brat'ac's POV. PG.

Late Reports (or The Chocolate Icing Handjob) - an SG-1 five-way, including food. This was a group effort, as indicated. NC-17.

Boca Burgers and Taquitos - PG-13. Breakfast in bed. JO/DJ. Written for [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava who was having a very difficult evening.

The Morning After A Long Weekend Where It Turned Out to Be Permanent - no pairing. PG. An alien STD devastates Hammond's flagship team. He really is too old for this job.

Diagnostic Testing - JO/DJ. PG-13. M-preg drabble.

Still Life with Decapitated Unicorn (Or The Enchanted Forest, by CK) - DJ/JO. NC-17. An Ancient device creates problems for Jack and Daniel, stranded offworld, as well as for their rescuers. (4,870 words)

Tummy Ache - Thor/Jack/Carson. NC-17. Jack gets a tummy ache.

The Squirrels Were in my Bird Feeder Again... - JO/DJ (pre-slash). G. Wingfic. (Approx. 350 words)
brainofck: (JDShocked)
I'm pretty sure that a guy like General Hammond wouldn't do something like this to undermine the authority of his most senior officer. I mean, maybe in the officers' mess, but not in front of the troops.

Still,

It amused me, so I wrote it anyway )

Look, Jack and Daniel *thoroughly* disapprove...
brainofck: (Icing)
Title: Late Reports (or The Chocolate Icing Handjob)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava, with an important cameo appearance by [livejournal.com profile] seidhle, posted in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell/Jack O'Neill/Teal'c/Sam Carter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Taquitos, quacamole, icing and pie. Everything you could possibly want at an orgy, right?
Content/warnings: Food!porn. Spanking. Essentially PWP. Het content.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck


For my loyal [livejournal.com profile] rugbytacklers, I have done a Stargate crash course located here.


Crack!fic makes Daniel sad... )

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