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Stupid spam... I'm going through 1500 that dumped into our spam folder in the last ten days, and the folder's prolly been full since last Thursday...

Anyway.

UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*

UPDATE: My helper, mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!

Sorry. Moving on.

( What I am thinking about right now... )


muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big.
mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutz
muck_a_luck: *cries laughing*

I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.

Please to be going to AG33's journal to read The Tale of Benjamin Bunny.

It's the same rules as last time. He's 9, so Mommy previews the comments, and the off color ones will be HISTORY! And I promise you, this one is going to be VERY tempting. Feel free to post off-color comments here, if you must. We can all giggle like grownups together.

Crossposting to brainofck.

Please this way to the crack.

Just read the thread. Go on. You know you want to.

Anybody who can come up with a picture of Cam getting friendly with, I dunno, a big ficus or something, gets a porn prize.

Yesterday, cocoajava expressed her friendship and admiration for me (and the rest of the spammers), by sending crack.

I told Husband about it. He wanted to know 1) why would someone send me crack? 2) Why would I be known for writing crack!fic? 3) Is that a good thing?

*pets the good Husband*

We had a little rash of Stargate silliness in our spam group over the last couple of weeks. I thought I would index it. Coauthored with several insane, insane people. There are two threads still lurking that petered out before they got anywhere that are sitting around hoping to be finished...

UPDATE: I have had a few crack!fic moments sinec then. I'm sticking them here, too.

I have yet to put disclaimers on these, so let this serve as an umbrella disclaimer:

Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck

Also, these were all written fast and dirty. It shows.

Cake Up on 22 - CM/DJ/WH. NC-17. A celebration of Walter's good services.

Dear Savage Love - inspired by spam subject lines.

Revenge is Sweet - the kitten ficlet. PG. JO/DJ very vaguely implied.

The Training Practices of the Tauri - bicep porn written for cocoajava. No pairing. Brat'ac's POV. PG.

Late Reports (or The Chocolate Icing Handjob) - an SG-1 five-way, including food. This was a group effort, as indicated. NC-17.

Boca Burgers and Taquitos - PG-13. Breakfast in bed. JO/DJ. Written for cocoajava who was having a very difficult evening.

The Morning After A Long Weekend Where It Turned Out to Be Permanent - no pairing. PG. An alien STD devastates Hammond's flagship team. He really is too old for this job.

Diagnostic Testing - JO/DJ. PG-13. M-preg drabble.

Still Life with Decapitated Unicorn (Or The Enchanted Forest, by CK) - DJ/JO. NC-17. An Ancient device creates problems for Jack and Daniel, stranded offworld, as well as for their rescuers. (4,870 words)

Tummy Ache - Thor/Jack/Carson. NC-17. Jack gets a tummy ache.

The Squirrels Were in my Bird Feeder Again... - JO/DJ (pre-slash). G. Wingfic. (Approx. 350 words)

Title: Late Reports (or The Chocolate Icing Handjob)
Authors: muck_a_luck and cocoajava, with an important cameo appearance by seidhle, posted in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell/Jack O'Neill/Teal'c/Sam Carter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Taquitos, quacamole, icing and pie. Everything you could possibly want at an orgy, right?
Content/warnings: Food!porn. Spanking. Essentially PWP. Het content.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck


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( Crack!fic makes Daniel sad... )