brainofck

Title: February 23, 2007
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/her/civil servants
Rating: PG-13 only, alas
Summary: Birthday presents
Content/warnings: Het content. Mary Sue.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck

Once upon a time, in 2005...

( Another year passes )

Happy birthday, uisgich. Many, many happy...returns.

:D

Title: Untitled
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: PG
Summary: "He's going to look like Tammy-Fay by the time you're through!"
Content/warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Note: Written for that prompt thing. This is for uisgich, who requested slutty Sean Bean.

( Read more... )


Not happy with this one either.

*glowers*



If you're interested, all my stories, in order, from one page. Also, my fiction recommendations.

My brain's ego.

All of it's important contents in one place.

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About My Brain

This journal contains slash fiction, rated from G through NC-17. Mostly LOTR RPS, but also some LOTR and crossover FPS. UPDATE: Also, now includes Stargate. Dammit. UPDATE: At which point I feel the need to remind myself that AT LEAST there is not yet any FOOTIE!slash (a la footballslash. Look. I am holding at least one line...) UPDATE: Dammitdammitdammit. I review my description of my journal and find that I am clearly a Stargate writer now, not LOTR RPS. This makes me sad and somewhat resentful, but that's the truth. And Jack and Daniel are SO pretty together. *sigh*

Please do not hesitate to friend this journal! :) I'll friend you back as soon as I check in, which I do every couple of days. And feedback is very welcome.

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Content Warnings and Age Restrictions
Regarding the explicit sexual content of many of these stories, personally, I don't believe in censoring the written word. If you can read and understand and be interested, then I don't mind if you read here.

However, I am also a parent. I know how parents are. If you think your parents would tell you not to read this material, please respect your parents' rules and wishes. There's nothing in this journal good enough to make your parents mad about. Hopefully it'll all still be here when you turn eighteen when your parents stop paying your bills. :p

What People are Saying about brainofck

"I don't like Spagheti-O's, yet you've made them sexy. Amazing, totally amazing." - amise

"I was like, out loud, mind you, "What are you DOING?" " - wyldestarr

"Dude, you posted a link that said Stargate Fic and I clicked, and I had never even seen the show! (And thank you, BTW, for that little OBSESSION! *grin* )" - green_grrl.

"You read this stuff? And write it?! I can't believe people like this! It's so crude!" - [Name Withheld] - flamer, to remain unidentified

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Story Index:
Lord of the Rings Real Person Slash - G to NC-17. Primarily SB/VM, but other pairings.

The Sharpe/Aragorn Project - PG-13 to NC-17. My absolutely favorite crossover ever, ever, ever. (Though Viggo/Trevalyan or however you spell it is really hot, too.) There are interesting pieces of this. Not sure where it's going exactly. And those of you reading Arena will see distinct parallels. There's a lovely honey and yogurt thing that's not finished. Definitely hope to turn this into something more readable some day. Just not this day.

Stargate - Yes. There is Stargate slash. I am more than a little irritated about this. Like I need more perversion in my life. I fully intend to blame uisgich til my dying day. Though it must be said, I watched about four seasons in one week on DVD. In the end, I couldn't resist DanielJackson.

Everything else

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Recommendations

What I've Been Reading Lately in SGA

What I've Been Reading Lately in SG-1

If you are still looking for good stuff to read, I humbly suggest these stories and authors.

10 Signs You Are Reading A Story By CK

Huh. Don't know how good a job I did on this. But it amused me while I was packing.

1. Jack and Daniel have wanted each other forever, but they aren't quite meant to be.
2. Beanie's inexperienced, but game, and Viggo's a great teacher. (But that's a third of the stories at rugbytackle, so maybe not such a good indicator.)
3. Sam is cool, and she's 'shipping with you.
4. Orli is smart and you like him despite the fact that you are a die hard rugbytackler and he's messing with your OTP.
5. Total inability to stick to OTP. Everybody gets to play. OT3 and OT4? No problem.
6. There is non-con, and the characters' reactions are utterly inappropriate.
7. Aliens made them do it.
8. Everybody talks too much.
9. There's a happy ending. Usually NC-17. Or is that the definition of a happy ending?
10. It's WIP.

:)

Words and Meanings - NC-17 - SB/VM/OB, EW, in various permutations. Sean knows the meanings of the words. He's just never heard those words from someone like Viggo before.

Uh, oh... - PG. JRD/SB/VM/OB. Creative uses for canned pasta.

Fresh - NC-17 - SB/VM. The deflowering of Beanie.

The Cure for Fear of Flying - SB/VM/OB - Stress relief after a bad plane ride.

Lost - PG-13, SB/VM. Orlando could use a minder.

Untitled - PG, SB/VM. "He's going to look like Tammy-Fay by the time you're through!"

Title: The Cure for Fear of Flying
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/OB
Rating: (mild?) NC-17
Summary: The endless trauma of flying in small planes.
Content/warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Note: Written for that prompt thing. This is for idlesloth, who requested Well-Shagged with SB/OB/VM.

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( The Cure for Fear of Flying )

Title: Words and Meanings
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/OB, EW, in various permutations
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sean knows the meanings of the words. He's just never heard those words from someone like Viggo before.
Content/warnings: None.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals muck_a_luck and brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.

( Words and Meanings )

I have given up on trying to fit in the cockteasing in this chapter. Leaving it for the next one.

:)

Title: Throw-Away: Gloating, Consultations, and Advice
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: EW/SB, EW/SA, EW/OB, SB/VM/EW, SB/VM . And do not be alarmed. Please note no JRD/IM. And many apologies to all of you who were waiting for JRD/IM. I don't think we're headed in that direction... :p
Rating: Nc-17
Summary: So. Ian and John discuss developments. Elijah decides to go to Orlando for advice.
Content/warnings: Nothing you haven't read before 100 times, with any combination of characters. But I wrote it anyway, cause I felt like it. So there.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals muck_a_luck and brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.

Previously, on Throw Away...

Gloating, Consultations and Advice

Title: Throw-Away: Gloating, Consultations, and Advice
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: EW/SB, EW/SA, EW/OB, SB/VM/EW, SB/VM . And do not be alarmed. Please note no JRD/IM. And many apologies to all of you who were waiting for JRD/IM. I don't think we're headed in that direction... :p
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So. Ian and John discuss developments. Elijah decides to go to Orlando for advice.
Content/warnings: Nothing you haven't read before 100 times, with any combination of characters. But I wrote it anyway, cause I felt like it. So there.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals muck_a_luck and brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.

Previously, on Throw Away...

( Throw-Away: Gloating, Consultations, Advice )

Title: Throw-Away: And Now the Hardcore Porn
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM/OB
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So. Hot threeway.
Content/warnings: Nothing you haven't read before 100 times, with any combination of characters. But I wrote it anyway, cause I felt like it. So there.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals muck_a_luck and brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.
Special Thanks: To wyldestarr, for finishing Viggo's poem.

Previously, on Throw Away...

( Throw Away: And Now the Hardcore Porn )

Title: Throw-Away: Feet, or something
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/EW, SB/VM, VM/OB (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So. The scene in the trailer. The scene in the shower.
Content/warnings: Nothing you haven't read before 100 times, with any combination of characters. But I wrote it anyway, cause I felt like it. So there.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals muck_a_luck and brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.

Previously, on Throw Away...

( Throw Away: Feet, or something )