Morning sex

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Well, dang

The full draft of Skeletal Remains just exceed the maximum post size. 11,420 words and I haven't even finished killing Sam off yet. Oh, hush. I already told you, character death fic of doom! Though I was realizing I should subtitle it: You Know You Totally Saw That Coming. Several deaths of the "He only had five days until retirement!!!" ilk. Ah, well. I never claimed to be a literary great. And there's porn. So.