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I'm pretty sure that a guy like General Hammond wouldn't do something like this to undermine the authority of his most senior officer. I mean, maybe in the officers' mess, but not in front of the troops.

Still,

It amused me so I wrote it anyway…

"Give it to me, airman. Now."

The young man inside the booth was making a brave stand. It was clear he'd rather be protecting the base from a threshold scenario, rather than saying "no" to this particular officer.

"I'm sorry, Colonel. That's not possible."

"All I have to do is go down to the armory…"

"Sir, I have direct orders from the General, sir."

"O'Neill, you are only calling attention to it by delaying the people behind us."

Teal'c was actually smiling. Grinning. Ear to ear.

"This is totally unacceptable!" he growled.

Much to the obvious relief of the security staff, Teal'c took him firmly by the arm and began leading him away.

* * * * * *

Sam reached around his shoulder and placed the snapshot right in the middle of the keyboard.

Jack was asleep in the light of a warm, late autumn sunbeam, curled up on the couch under the old log cabin quilt, the kittens piled everywhere. Two under his chin. One draped over his shoulder. One on his hip. A couple curled at his feet. Daniel happened to know that the big black and white mother cat was in the crook of Jack's knees, hidden from the view of the camera.

"Awww! That's so sweet! Jack and the kittens!"

"Yeeesssss. Isn't it, though? The colonel is very, very annoyed. Surely you saw it upstairs when you signed in this morning?"

"Payback is hell," said Daniel in the same voice he used to coo over the kittens. He stroked the photo affectionately.

Sam just shook her head.

"You know it is. And there's gonna be payback for this, you can count on it."

Daniel just smiled a far away smile.

Sam just shook her head again and turned to leave. Then she stopped.

"Hey. You took that thing with the digital camera?"




[livejournal.com profile] green_grrl said, "No Jack makes Daniel me kittens cry.

CK replied, "There's a sweet picture. Jack asleep on the couch under a hand-knitted afghan, with about six kittens sleeping all over him and the mother cat standing guard on the other arm of the sofa. Awwwww.... *pets the Colonel and his kitties*"

Look, Jack and Daniel *thoroughly* disapprove...

Date: 2005-09-26 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningchaos.livejournal.com
*giggles* But I can so see Daniel doing something like that to Jack. If he was pissed off enough...

Date: 2005-09-27 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningchaos.livejournal.com
It was made by [livejournal.com profile] surferartchick feel free to take if you like...

Date: 2005-09-26 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
A ha ha ha ha!!!!!! You're so mean!!!! *pets the snarling, Jack "I'm NOT adorable" O'Neill*

Hey, you gotta new icon! priiiiitteeee, shiiiiineeeee...

New icon

Date: 2005-09-27 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Ha! Got it the same place I found the other one! Liking it very much! They have the perfect expressions for if they *actually* found the story... Actually, possibly not horrified enough. But confused and disapproving! :)

Jack as played by RDA really is much more cranky that really hard ass, you know?

You know what else, in what I believe to be a relevant aside. I have not seen the episode where Daniel dies and ascends. Hmmmm.

Re: New icon

Date: 2005-09-27 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Jack likes to think of himself as a hard-ass (yes, yes I do read that as double entendre. every time.), and the various airmen and SFs around the base who don't really know him probably think of him that way, but he really is a pushover and his friends know it.

Relevant aside, huh? (Wait, aren't you in season 7 now? *confused*)

Re: New icon

Date: 2005-09-27 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Small Boy has been watching them in the mornings. I managed to miss the episode both when Husband was watching them AND when Small Boy was watching them. Maybe just didn't want to see Daniel kick the bucket...

Daniel kicking...

Date: 2005-09-27 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] green_grrl screaming. So not looking forward to it. I'll be wailing, even though, thank god, I know it's not "permanent." If I'd been watching the show as it aired? I shudder to think.

Date: 2005-10-24 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brandinsbabe.livejournal.com
awww cute and adorable jack with the kittens! hehehe
so cute.

for spamfest chics only LOLOL

Date: 2005-10-24 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
:) The spammers are four other women I often do a round robin e-mail with. I thought this thing was so lame, that only they would really care. :)

So pleased it made you smile. I liked it, too.

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