brainofck

Gentle Readers,

It's been a while since you were the victims of the Spammers, also known as Cocoajava, Seleneheart, Uisgich, and me!

( Spammers/Breakfast, with side of MW/Yogurt )

The prompt, from a guy called Daryl, via his co-worker and colleague, uisgich, is " "Is there a lift going cheap" Jackson."

No. Don't ask.

cocoajava suggested a drabble must be produced.

Ergo…

( Far more than a drabble, sorry CJ )

cocoajava: Fire alarm went fine. Happend about 8:35. Everyone went where I barked orders to go to. I didn't end up with hat hair from my helmet. :D

seleneheart: I would so like to see a pic of you in your helmet. My co-writer just called me. We're going to try to do this over google chat. *boots up other computer* I'm gonna look like some crazy hacker.

cocoajava: Crazy hackers are SEXY!!!!! Unlike women in plastic yellow hard hats. :D

muck_a_luck: Now I want to slash the two of you, computers, hardhats, and all...

seleneheart: Don't make me laugh, it hurts. [AN: Rae has some sort of fever-thoat ailment of doom today.]

cocoajava: *eyes CK* Been at the sugar already, have you? although... Rae IS hawt. Can't blame you there.

cocoajava: Awww, Rae! You need some hot tea with honey in it! Back soon. Quick errand.

( And then there was slash... )

muck_a_luck: So, in this case, one of the parties is Sharp (not Sharpe). Anyway, in my pleading file, I just typed "Notice of Hearing on Sharp's Demurrer." Then I cracked up, thinking eventually Cornwell will have done every other Sharpe novel, and he'll then have to write Sharpe's Demurrer! *amuses self* (and probably noone else)

cocoajava: *I*, for one, am amused. Because we have been spoofing Sharpe's Titles all week! Ken asked what I was canning next. I replied, "Sharpe's Applesauce". What are you doing, Ken? "Sharpe's Laundry". All your base are belong to Sharpe!

muck_a_luck: Ahahahahaha! Sharpe's Laundry! *cries*

cocoajava: Am also having a convo in gmail with renoir_girl where we are squeeing like twelve year old girls over our favorite actors with floppy hair. We both have a floppy hair obsession.

muck_a_luck: Hmmm. Sharpe's Daniel. :D Now THERE'S a crossover I'd pay to see...

cocoajava: Sharpe's Daniel. Now WHO do we know that could write that? *eyes CK*

muck_a_luck: Stargate ate my brain. I was just thinking in a fight with Jack, Richard would win.

seleneheart: I think I'd pay to see that. *nods* I'd rather have Sharpe's Jack.

cocoajava: Isn't there a Sharpe's Threesome somewhere in your brain, CK?

For the record, no there is not a foursome with Mr. Sharpe, Sgt. Harper, Col. O'Neill and Dr. Jackson anywhere in my brain.

End transmission

CK: And dammit. There is a hole in my sock. Argh!

CJ: *duct tapes your sock*

CK: OK. That is not a terrible idea! *eyes packing tape roll*


CJ: *snickers* Doooooo it. Snake!boy would. *nod*

CK: Have I suddenly been cast in the roll of Snake!Boy! Is he actually Seekay?!?!

CJ: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Yes! The lovely authoress herself in the end is proven to be TEH EVIL OMG.