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Title: The Moon is Not a God
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Sam Carter, Teal'c/Sam Carter, Teal'c/SG-1 UST
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Teal'c fears the curse of D'eb Al'ealm, but the Tau'ri do not listen. Now SG-1 has fallen to the plague, and Teal'c must save them from their own people. But can he save them from themselves?
Content/warnings: Character death.
Words: Approx. 20,500
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: Many thanks to princessofgeeks anduisgich for the alpha read, which was critical to the decision to change from Jack's to Teal'c's POV. And thank you so much to zats_clear for her help with the beta.

CLWilson2006 has a masterpost of her art located here: http://clwilson2006.livejournal.com/89251.html. I told her to keep some of it for a surprise, so I haven't even seen it all yet! *is excited* As soon as I have all the art, I will incorporate into the post!


( The Moon Is Not a God )

OMG I JUST REALIZED I DID NOT WARN FOR CHARACTER DEATH!!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!!!!

Title: Zombie Nightmare
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill possibly very vaguely implied. Otherwise no pairing.
Rating: Gen(!!!) but R for violence
Summary: The goa'uld strike with a new virus. (Yes, I had a very vivid dream about zombies last night and Jack O'Neill was in it, why do you ask?)
Content/warnings: *points up* Zombies. CHARACTER DEATH!!!!
Words: 590
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Tropes: Zombies The Matrix is located here.




( Zombie Nightmare )

Title: Bright, Rich, Sweet (5 of 6)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck, with special contributions by cocoajava
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Samantha Carter/ Teal'c
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A vampire cannot live by (chicken) blood alone. Jack becomes a vampire.
Content/warnings: Does one warn for bloodplay in a vampire story? Het content, Chapter 3 (in cocoajava's journal), Chapter 5 and Chapter 6
Words: Approximately 25,000-30,000 overall, 4300 this part
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, we are certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, we'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. Our journals only. cocoasmut and brainofck
The Matrix: Taste. The Matrix is located here.


Chapter 4

To start from the beginning, click here for Chapter 1.

( Bright, Rich, Sweet: Chapter 5 )

Title: Within Arm's Reach (The USAF Remix)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A remix of Within Arm's Reach, by green_grrl.
Content/warnings: Tentacle!fic. And as green_grrl said, "…take that as a warning or enticement."
Words: 5,327
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Can you believe I couldn't find a Matrix entry for this?! I'm tempted to use "Writer's Choice: Tentacles."
Beta: zats_clear read it on a crazy RL day and said, Yup! Looks pretty good to me! (I paraphrase.)

( The USAF Remix )

Title: Bright, Rich, Sweet (4 of 6?)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck, with special contributions by cocoajava
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Jack O'Neill/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A vampire cannot live by (chicken) blood alone. Jack becomes a vampire.
Content/warnings: Does one warn for bloodplay in a vampire story? Het content (Chapter 3).
Words: Approximately 25,000-30,000 overall, 2736 this part
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, we are certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, we'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. Our journals only. cocoasmut and brainofck
The Matrix: Taste. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: Thanks to green_grrl and zats_clear for beta services and editorial advice.

Chapter 3 (in cocoajava's journal)

To start from the beginning, click here for Chapter 1.

( Bright, Rich, Sweet: Chapter 4 )

Title: Summer Vacation: The There and Back Ending
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack travels back in time and interrupts the summer vacation of a recently dissertated Daniel Jackson, PhD, PhD.
Content/warnings: French poetry? Is that a warning?
Words: 1432 words
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Summer. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: zats_clear

Back to Part 1

( The One Day Ending )

Written for the 2008 J/D Ficathon.

I am writing for the wonderful lokei. She requested:

Two (2) Requirements:
1. first time
2. Jack or Daniel reading aloud
Optional Request: I like early seasons better, AU's can be fun, happy endings (or at least hopeful ones) are the best. I please easily. *grin*
Restriction #1: no mpreg
Restriction #2: no non-con

[The last two restrictions actually being somewhat important since she got me as a writer! :) ]

lokei gave me a beautiful Jack with wings, so I was especially happy to be able to do something nice for her. lokei, I hope you like it!

Special thanks to tejas, avidrosette, and green_grrl, who helped me with ideas about what Jack and Daniel might be reading to each other. You are all fantastic, and prizes must be written. Yes. They must.

And happy belated birthday to Daniel Jackson. Next year, the due date for the ficathon should be his birthday! :D

Title: Summer Vacation (A Choose Your Own Ending Story, by CK)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Jack travels back in time and interrupts the summer vacation of a recently dissertated Daniel Jackson, PhD, PhD.
Content/warnings: French poetry? Is that a warning?
Words: Approximately 7100 words in the first part. Ending one: Approximately 3300 words. Ending two: Approximately 1400 words.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Summer. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: My favorite MILF, zats_clear. Her comments and thoughts as this story developed made a huge impact and the story is better, deeper, and richer because of her help. Thanks. Zats!




( Summer Vacation, Part 1 )

For melayneseahawk, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

#2: Daniel, Jack, and the Vampire Mummy

The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself standing in a dank room, eerily lit in phosphorescent green. As he turned swiftly, he found that Daniel was standing behind him, and had already identified the threat.

"What the hell is that?" Jack murmured into Daniel's ear.

"Uh." Daniel replied stupidly.

"Daniel, it's your damned childhood nightmare. What the hell is it?"

"Um," Daniel replied. "Um. Vampire mummy?"

"Oh, fercryinoutloud," Jack muttered.

"Run!" Daniel yelled, and they took off down the corridor.

---

All my love,
CK

I'm very irritated with the mesh of timelines. And there are good reasons not to write outside the canon with which you are familiar. I've only seen about half of SGA. Thank you to green_grrl and seleneheart for saving me from some serious blunders.

And once I realized there was no way to have Jack be in charge of the SGC, even for, like, ONE DAY during the necessary time period, well... I refuse to waste even one of my precious, precious 1300 words on Landry. *sulks*

Thanks to starting_gate, l_jade, and emeraldsword for their suggestions to inspire the last few, incomplete months.

And coincidentally, emeraldsword, January might fit your bill.

Title: Circadian Rhythms: A series of 13 drabbles
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Expect squicks for everyone usual and unusual pairings. All slash. I'll let someone else do the femmeslash version.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "Because Homeworld Security, as represented by the SGC and the Atlantis mission, is the gayest organization in the Western hemisphere, that's why." What if the employees of this organization decided to protest Don't Ask, Don't Tell?
Content/warnings: Hmmmm. Toys. Light bondage. Medical play. Schmoop. Partner betrayal. Spanking. Bananas. Felger. Kavanagh. (*squicks self*) Nothing too bad, though. It's only pictures, right?
Words: 1,300 - 13 perfect drabbles
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D But dammit, if they make this calendar, I'm SO SUING THEIR ASSES OFF!!! :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Months. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: The extraordinary and wonderful green_grrl.




( Circadian Rhythms )

I usually re-read these AFTER I post, but no time today. Ping me with e-mails if you see obvious typos? brainofck at gmail dot com. Thanks! :)

Title: Bright, Rich, Sweet (2 of 6?)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck, with special contributions by cocoajava, including a large, co-authored section (Approx chapter 3)
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Jack O'Neill/OFC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A vampire cannot live by (chicken) blood alone. Jack becomes a vampire.
Content/warnings: Does one warn for bloodplay in a vampire story? Het content, later chapters
Words:Approx 25,000-30,000 overall, 7900 this part
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Taste. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: Thanks to green_grrl and zats_clear for beta services and editorial advice.

Chapter 1

( Bright, Rich, Sweet: Chapter 2 )