brainofck

tresa_cho wrote my ficathon piece and it is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!

Shoulder to Shoulder

It will crack you up. Plus, there's some fun Jack bashing, for those who like that kind of thing. Plus, happy ending.

*hugs story tight*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Seriously!

Dude!

Rodney McKay's Scrapbook of Death.

LJ Feedback Here.

Yesterday, I laughed my ass off over this sequence of stories at mckay_sheppard. You will want to scan down the comments, too, as there is HILARIOUS stuff down there.

Greetings, by geeklite.

Done, by tx_tart.

To Stand, At The End, A Stranger by synecdochic.

Falling Apart (Right Before My Eyes) by telesilla.

The sequel...

Fear of Walking (on the Mines I'd Laid) by darkrosetiger.

And the remix.

Falling Apart (The "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" Remix) by kyuuketsukirui.

Searching for these, I found another one.

To Fight Our Own Shadows Forever by ivorygates.


( If you don't already know about this, read the links FIRST, then if you care, my comments behind the cut. )

OK. I refuse to use the now-trendy expression "Made of win."

Got that? I "heart" this expression "liek woah," but I WILL NOT use it, in any context, ever.

That said, I just spent a couple of hours I SO do not have for online activity reading Forget Me Not by maisierita.

McShep. Amnesia. Prison. Stupid, stupid aliens.

This is the good stuff, y'all. And this is a level of writing to which I aspire. Just good, tight and well constructed.

Really, really good.

( Unrelated rant about NOTHING. )

UPDATE: You know, the thought occurs that I often say, "Everybody needs a secretary." 'Cause you know, professional secretary here. I know the value of good clerical staff. But really, what everybody needs, possibly more than a secretary, is a First Prime.

No. In keeping with the selfishness theme of this post, I declare that in fact, everybody else can have secretaries. I, and I alone, get a First Prime. Perhaps not Teal'c himself, but someone equally imposing, who can hulk around whenever anybody is pissing me off. Who will deferentially fetch me things when no enforcing is needed, and who will charm the children with his inscrutable alien ways when I need a break.

Yup. That's right. I'm putting "First Prime" right up there with "Robot Double" on my wishlist.

I think everybody and their uncle has read this one, but it's short and you need a good laugh, so read it again! Plus, did you know it had a sequel?!

♥♥♥Tabled and it's sequel, T2T by runpunkrun. McShep. R? The sex is there, and prolly NC-17, but so vaguely alluded to that I think it gets reduced. Anyway. Bent-over-the-table-sex from the point of view of... THE TABLE. And a prudish annoyed table, too. Then the table has further adventures in T2T. V. funny.

Please to visit brainofgk for another installment of Rabbitgate: Beatrix Potter meets Stargate and The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies!

brainofgk is merely nine years of age, so Mommy prescreens all comments! But you have all been very good little bunnies, so you deserve blackberries and brown bread for supper! Thank you so much for you kind reception of his pieces. And this one is alllll him. He thumped my ideas several times and *insisted* that I make changes!

:)

Please to be going to AG33's journal to read The Tale of Benjamin Bunny.

It's the same rules as last time. He's 9, so Mommy previews the comments, and the off color ones will be HISTORY! And I promise you, this one is going to be VERY tempting. Feel free to post off-color comments here, if you must. We can all giggle like grownups together.

Crossposting to brainofck.

Please this way to the crack.

Just read the thread. Go on. You know you want to.

Anybody who can come up with a picture of Cam getting friendly with, I dunno, a big ficus or something, gets a porn prize.

I have my feet back under me again, sort of, after the due date snafu.

I should have done this post on Sunday, but here it is, finally!

Not only did I remix, but I also was remixed.

rydra_wong did an absolutely amazing, fantastic, gorgeous, deep, wonderful remix of Pervasive Local Obsidian. You must rush and read it right now!!!!

Son of Endless Sky (The Bone Needle Remix)

This may be the reason I remix again one day. :D