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Title: The Moon is Not a God
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Sam Carter, Teal'c/Sam Carter, Teal'c/SG-1 UST
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Teal'c fears the curse of D'eb Al'ealm, but the Tau'ri do not listen. Now SG-1 has fallen to the plague, and Teal'c must save them from their own people. But can he save them from themselves?
Content/warnings: Character death.
Words: Approx. 20,500
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: Many thanks to princessofgeeks anduisgich for the alpha read, which was critical to the decision to change from Jack's to Teal'c's POV. And thank you so much to zats_clear for her help with the beta.

CLWilson2006 has a masterpost of her art located here: http://clwilson2006.livejournal.com/89251.html. I told her to keep some of it for a surprise, so I haven't even seen it all yet! *is excited* As soon as I have all the art, I will incorporate into the post!


( The Moon Is Not a God )

For tejas, in appreciation for her assistance on Summer Vacation. She requested, "lazy, comfortable weekend stuff. OMC (old married couple ;-) sex. Hot and kinky is fun, but sometimes the familiar warmth of routine works just as well. ;-)"

I'm not sure I accomplished it. Perhaps I will try again.


Title: Filled Chocolates
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack's just trying to do the crossword.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 1024
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Insides. The Matrix is located here.




( Filled Chocolates )

For green_grrl, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

Jack and Daniel go on vacation to Australia, but some of the issues in their relationship crop up between the sunning and the sex--like Daniel's frustration with a certain Asgard's fascination with Jack.

The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself back in their hotel room.

Daniel looked up over the top of his beach reading (The Informers).

"Sent you back to put on some clothes, hmmmm?" Daniel asked acidly.

Jack looked down at his swim trunks and flip flops.

"Not exactly," Jack muttered, stomping into the bathroom to peel out of the sandy beachwear and step into the shower. Daniel followed him, watching from the doorway.

"So, what? You solved his replicator problem half naked in flimsy shoes, or whatever?"

Jack's sigh would be covered by the sound of the water.

"Daniel, we've been over this. Thor doesn't have a 'thing' for me."

Daniel wouldn’t be able to see the air quotes through the shower curtain, either.

"Of course not," Daniel replied.

Jack knocked his forehead against the cool tile.

Australia. He had brought Daniel to freakin' Australia to get into his pants. And now it looked like a night on the couch instead.

"Thor, you jealous little bastard," he muttered under his breath.

"I heard that, O'Neill," came a funny, squeaky voice from beyond the shower curtain.

Jack whipped the curtain open to find Daniel, stark naked outside, grinning unapologetically.

"Room for me in there?" Daniel asked sweetly.

---

All my love,
CK

Dear zats_clear,

I hate you.

Kindest regards,
CK


Title: Pushing Buttons
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack plays Daniel like a violin. Or possibly more like a kazoo. And not exceptionally well.
Content/warnings: Um. But. Um. It would spoil the surprise. Warnings for the really, really squeamish at the end. Shouldn't be too scary for the rest of you.
Words: 99
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Beta: Dude. Don't blame anybody else for this. Well. Except her, of course. *glares*

( I hate Zats so, so much... )

Title: Making Friendly with the Natives
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Teal'c part was pretty obvious. The society was a bronze-age throw-back, and the warriors of the village were dancing. The Teal'c part made perfect sense. Daniel took it all in with a jaundiced professional eye, noting the splendor and power of the dance without really paying any attention to it. Not really. He was too busy trying to figure out just what exactly was going on with Jack.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 2,355
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Thunder. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: SOOOOO many thanks to cocoajava for her fast, furious, down and dirty readthrough and beta!!!!!!!



NOTE: I have included links to illustrations of the dance moves I am trying to describe. There is also a complete set of links at the end. I hope the embedded links are not too intrusive, but if you don't know anything about bellydance, you could try clicking the links at the end first, then reading the story, then using the embedded links if it seems like it would be helpful. I chose to link you to the web pages rather than try to embed the videos.



( Making Friendly with the Natives )

The prompt, from a guy called Daryl, via his co-worker and colleague, uisgich, is " "Is there a lift going cheap" Jackson."

No. Don't ask.

cocoajava suggested a drabble must be produced.

Ergo…

( Far more than a drabble, sorry CJ )

For chattycatsmeow who requested

Hmmm....Anytime after S3 - J/D first time, offworld, they get mistaken for newly weds, keep getting congratulated and the local Honchos put them up in the honeymoon suite. Jack figures, what the hey - they've got the suite, they might as well use it.

Title: The Circle of Life
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Teal'c/Samantha Carter?
Rating: G
Summary: SG-1 runs across an unexpected local tradition. Must be a day ending in "y."
Words: 722
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Circle. The Matrix is located here.



( The Circle of Life )

For the ever kinked-up green_grrl who will someday get her m-preg epic, really, and who this round requested

There is not enough bodyswitch fic in SG-1! Jack and Daniel, switched into each other's bodies.

Title: Not That Big a Deal, Really
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Alien technology causes some changes.
Words: 706
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1 (Oh. Right.), I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Shapes." The Matrix is located here.


( Not That Big a Deal, Really )

For starting_gate who said:

Press my biggest, prettiest kink button! I want J/D caught. Outed, busted, in flagrante delicto, even. Serious angsty stuff about the consequences of being found out.

Ha! No novella here. But this is an interesting thing to maybe consider for something longer later.

Title: Consequences in an Alternate Universe
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: G
Summary: Consequences in a don't ask, don't tell world.
Words: 328
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck


( Consequences in an Alternate Universe )

For my dearest zats_clear who requested, as follows:

J/D, quarantined off-world, UST/flirting to first time, awkward-not-mindbendingly-awesome sex, bring them home to be awkward in the SGC. (keep in mind, I may request a part 2 on this someday to see what happens after you've tortured them with bad sex and left them embarrassed in the SGC)

No Character Death, plskthnks?

Title: No Character Death, Please? Kthanks.
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Off world sex, awkwardness at home.
Content/warnings: Bad!sex.
Words: 734
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Days. The Matrix is located here.
Beta:




( No Character Death )