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WEREWOLF BIG BANG

Title: The Moon is Not a God
Author: [personal profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [personal profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/Sam Carter, Teal'c/Sam Carter, Teal'c/SG-1 UST
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Teal'c fears the curse of D'eb Al'ealm, but the Tau'ri do not listen. Now SG-1 has fallen to the plague, and Teal'c must save them from their own people. But can he save them from themselves?
Content/warnings: Character death.
Words: Approx. 20,500
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [personal profile] muck_a_luck and [personal profile] brainofck
Beta: Many thanks to [personal profile] princessofgeeks and[personal profile] uisgich for the alpha read, which was critical to the decision to change from Jack's to Teal'c's POV. And thank you so much to [personal profile] zats_clear for her help with the beta.

CLWilson2006 has a masterpost of her art located here: http://clwilson2006.livejournal.com/89251.html. I told her to keep some of it for a surprise, so I haven't even seen it all yet! *is excited* As soon as I have all the art, I will incorporate into the post!


The Moon Is Not a God )
brainofck: (JD)
Title: Within Arm's Reach (The USAF Remix)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A remix of Within Arm's Reach, by [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl.
Content/warnings: Tentacle!fic. And as [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl said, "…take that as a warning or enticement."
Words: 5,327
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: Can you believe I couldn't find a Matrix entry for this?! I'm tempted to use "Writer's Choice: Tentacles."
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] zats_clear read it on a crazy RL day and said, Yup! Looks pretty good to me! (I paraphrase.)

The USAF Remix )
brainofck: (JDshort)
For [livejournal.com profile] tejas, in appreciation for her assistance on Summer Vacation. She requested, "lazy, comfortable weekend stuff. OMC (old married couple ;-) sex. Hot and kinky is fun, but sometimes the familiar warmth of routine works just as well. ;-)"

I'm not sure I accomplished it. Perhaps I will try again.


Title: Filled Chocolates
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack's just trying to do the crossword.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 1024
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: Insides. The Matrix is located here.




Filled Chocolates )

Wingspan

Jul. 16th, 2008 09:34 am
brainofck: (DanielJackson)
For [livejournal.com profile] avidrosette, for her invaluable help on Summer Vacation.

Title: Wingspan
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sam assured him that Jack's flight could not be explained by the usual rules of aeronautic science and physics.
Content/warnings: Wing!fic
Words: 837
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: Air. The Matrix is located here.


Wingspan )
brainofck: (JDshort)
For [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

    Jack and Daniel go on vacation to Australia, but some of the issues in their relationship crop up between the sunning and the sex--like Daniel's frustration with a certain Asgard's fascination with Jack.


The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself back in their hotel room.

Daniel looked up over the top of his beach reading (The Informers).

"Sent you back to put on some clothes, hmmmm?" Daniel asked acidly.

Jack looked down at his swim trunks and flip flops.

"Not exactly," Jack muttered, stomping into the bathroom to peel out of the sandy beachwear and step into the shower. Daniel followed him, watching from the doorway.

"So, what? You solved his replicator problem half naked in flimsy shoes, or whatever?"

Jack's sigh would be covered by the sound of the water.

"Daniel, we've been over this. Thor doesn't have a 'thing' for me."

Daniel wouldn’t be able to see the air quotes through the shower curtain, either.

"Of course not," Daniel replied.

Jack knocked his forehead against the cool tile.

Australia. He had brought Daniel to freakin' Australia to get into his pants. And now it looked like a night on the couch instead.

"Thor, you jealous little bastard," he muttered under his breath.

"I heard that, O'Neill," came a funny, squeaky voice from beyond the shower curtain.

Jack whipped the curtain open to find Daniel, stark naked outside, grinning unapologetically.

"Room for me in there?" Daniel asked sweetly.




All my love,
CK

brainofck: (JDshort)
For [livejournal.com profile] melayneseahawk, who said, in response to my worldle meme:

    #2: Daniel, Jack, and the Vampire Mummy


The requisite white light flashed, and Jack found himself standing in a dank room, eerily lit in phosphorescent green. As he turned swiftly, he found that Daniel was standing behind him, and had already identified the threat.

"What the hell is that?" Jack murmured into Daniel's ear.

"Uh." Daniel replied stupidly.

"Daniel, it's your damned childhood nightmare. What the hell is it?"

"Um," Daniel replied. "Um. Vampire mummy?"

"Oh, fercryinoutloud," Jack muttered.

"Run!" Daniel yelled, and they took off down the corridor.




All my love,
CK

brainofck: (JDshort)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] zats_clear,

I hate you.

Kindest regards,
CK


Title: Pushing Buttons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jack plays Daniel like a violin. Or possibly more like a kazoo. And not exceptionally well.
Content/warnings: Um. But. Um. It would spoil the surprise. Warnings for the really, really squeamish at the end. Shouldn't be too scary for the rest of you.
Words: 99
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Beta: Dude. Don't blame anybody else for this. Well. Except her, of course. *glares*

I hate Zats so, so much... )
brainofck: (JD)
I am not happy with this. It was supposed to be light, funny and fluffy. But Jack started it off wrong, then Shau'ri got involved, and it all went to Hell. Oh, well. I might try revisiting it for fun and laughs another time.

Which would mean there would be FOUR cuddling stories, instead of the current three.

They are not a series. Each one will be unrelated to the others. And yet, there will eventually be three, which I will link because of their thematic similarity. The theme being snuggling.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Title: Small Tents (Standalone, but 1 of 3 cuddling stories in the works)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack establishes the sleeping arrangements.
Words: 2,814
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck


Small Tents )
brainofck: (JD)
Title: Making Friendly with the Natives
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Teal'c part was pretty obvious. The society was a bronze-age throw-back, and the warriors of the village were dancing. The Teal'c part made perfect sense. Daniel took it all in with a jaundiced professional eye, noting the splendor and power of the dance without really paying any attention to it. Not really. He was too busy trying to figure out just what exactly was going on with Jack.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 2,355
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: Thunder. The Matrix is located here.
Beta: SOOOOO many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava for her fast, furious, down and dirty readthrough and beta!!!!!!!



NOTE: I have included links to illustrations of the dance moves I am trying to describe. There is also a complete set of links at the end. I hope the embedded links are not too intrusive, but if you don't know anything about bellydance, you could try clicking the links at the end first, then reading the story, then using the embedded links if it seems like it would be helpful. I chose to link you to the web pages rather than try to embed the videos.



Making Friendly with the Natives )
brainofck: (TealcConf)
Nobody took the tenth request, but that week [livejournal.com profile] starting_gate posted a heartfelt plea for participation in the Five Ways O'Neill, Sheppard and Jackson end up in a threesome prompt over at [livejournal.com profile] sg1_five_things.

I figured, why the heck not?

I do SO despise the commentfic format, however. I find it really, really hateful. No offense to those who love it!!! Still, for [livejournal.com profile] starting_gate, I'll figure out how to make this sucker fit over there.

Also, this is a belated birthday present in honor of two wonderful, beautiful, fantastic people, [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl and [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava. The world would not be the same without you. *hugs*

Also, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] seleneheart for fielding my questions regarding Atlantis canon.

Also, I love Dexter.

I think that is all! *recloaks*


A note regarding these five things. Unlike my other five things, Five Things That Never Happened to Daniel Jackson, you should not attempt to read these five as a possibly continuous timeline. They are intended as five separate tasty treats. Please enjoy as such.

Title: Five Yummy Treats
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill/John Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Five different ways Daniel and Jack might have made a sandwich with John Sheppard.
Words: 3,120
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Too Much." The Matrix is located here.


Five Yummy Treats )
brainofck: (Spell Check)
The prompt, from a guy called Daryl, via his co-worker and colleague, [livejournal.com profile] uisgich, is " "Is there a lift going cheap" Jackson."

No. Don't ask.

[livejournal.com profile] cocoajava suggested a drabble must be produced.

Ergo…

Far more than a drabble, sorry CJ )
brainofck: (TealcConf)
For [livejournal.com profile] ms_3m who has sent my brain to a bad, bad place. Very bad. She requested

    Jack and Daniel come across an alien version of a porn shop -- complete with toys, pictures, and other goodies. Needless to say, the boys get curious. And of course, they are in an established relationship.


Title: Nnnnggggkfffffffssssk
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Some shopping off world.
Words: 1227
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck


Nnnnggggkfffffffssssk )
brainofck: (TealcConf)
For [livejournal.com profile] chattycatsmeow who requested

    Hmmm....Anytime after S3 - J/D first time, offworld, they get mistaken for newly weds, keep getting congratulated and the local Honchos put them up in the honeymoon suite. Jack figures, what the hey - they've got the suite, they might as well use it.


Title: The Circle of Life
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Teal'c/Samantha Carter?
Rating: G
Summary: SG-1 runs across an unexpected local tradition. Must be a day ending in "y."
Words: 722
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: Circle. The Matrix is located here.



The Circle of Life )
brainofck: (TealcConf)
I may not get to posting anything real tonight, so I thought I would relate a small tidbit.

A couple of weeks ago, I was going to a sex-toy party.

And a certain person, who may name herself in the comments, told me to keep my eye out for the hand-job assistor, sheath thingies. Some of them have pearls in them to increase stimulation.

And she related a story, presented as true, about a woman who presented such a toy as a gift to her husband who was in Afghanistan at the time.

She reminded me of the story as I was working on this little mini-splurge of projects this week.

Anyway, I said...Hmmmm. I suppose perhaps I should post NC-17 items behind a cut as a courtesy. Though who the heck has this journal on their friends page and cares, I can't imagine... )
brainofck: (TealcConf)
For the ever kinked-up [livejournal.com profile] green_grrl who will someday get her m-preg epic, really, and who this round requested

    There is not enough bodyswitch fic in SG-1! Jack and Daniel, switched into each other's bodies.


Title: Not That Big a Deal, Really
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Alien technology causes some changes.
Words: 706
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1 (Oh. Right.), I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Shapes." The Matrix is located here.


Not That Big a Deal, Really )

Right Hook

Nov. 27th, 2007 08:13 am
brainofck: (DanielJackson)
For [livejournal.com profile] melayneseahawk who better get off my yard! *shakes fist* She requested

    Hum, gimme s5, Jack and Daniel arguing about something (can be ep related, but doesn't have to be), turns into angry sex, though where it goes from there is up to you. I like my cliches, no?


Title: Right Hook
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Nobody fights dirty like Jack O'Neill. Except possibly Daniel Jackson.
Words: 583
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Lightening." The Matrix is located here.


Right Hook )
brainofck: (JDshort)
For [livejournal.com profile] starting_gate who said:

    Press my biggest, prettiest kink button! I want J/D caught. Outed, busted, in flagrante delicto, even. Serious angsty stuff about the consequences of being found out.


Ha! No novella here. But this is an interesting thing to maybe consider for something longer later.

Title: Consequences in an Alternate Universe
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: G
Summary: Consequences in a don't ask, don't tell world.
Words: 328
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck


Consequences in an Alternate Universe )
brainofck: (JDshort)
For the brilliant and talented [livejournal.com profile] princessofg who suggested

    Something happens that makes Jack make the first move, and it's not the usual suspects of Descension or AMTDI. Something else, something more mundane, and it's set in S7 or after. Could be a subterfuge on a mission, could be jealousy, could be time passing, could be some cute thing Daniel does. But it makes Jack make the first move, and I'm thinking lust first, love confessions second, but I'm not married to that. R rating or above, pleasekaythnks...


Title: Lack of Subtlety
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17 (light)
Summary: Vala's not the only one completely lacking in tact and subtlety.
Words: 1,104
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Club." Eheheheh. The Matrix is located here.


Lack of Subtlety )
brainofck: (JDshort)
For my dearest [livejournal.com profile] zats_clear who requested, as follows:

    J/D, quarantined off-world, UST/flirting to first time, awkward-not-mindbendingly-awesome sex, bring them home to be awkward in the SGC. (keep in mind, I may request a part 2 on this someday to see what happens after you've tortured them with bad sex and left them embarrassed in the SGC)

    No Character Death, plskthnks?


Title: No Character Death, Please? Kthanks.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Off world sex, awkwardness at home.
Content/warnings: Bad!sex.
Words: 734
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
The Matrix: Days. The Matrix is located here.
Beta:




No Character Death )
brainofck: (JD)
Grand Gesture

I don't know how I feel about commentfic done this way - not spontaneous, but done in this format for the sake of this format. But anyway, I had an idea out of nowhere, so I did it.

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