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[brainofck]

Remember Danny writing to Savage Love?



He knew better than to look at the messages in his spam filter. He should just Send to Recycle Bin en masse with prejudice.

He contemplated the message:

Have you ever heard this, "Damn it! Your penis is so small!"? Didn't you feel stupid? Don't let ladies prefer vibrator to you! Megadik will improve your situation once and forever! You just have to trust this wonderful preparation! "Gush! Your penis is impressive!" Is it what you always wanted to hear? Soon you'll be the only one girls will desire ! Megadik is your magic weapon!

Daniel didn't have a vibrator. Did he?

Daniel would never mention to him if he thought his penis was too small. Sara had always been satisfied. Of course, nobody had ever said "Gush! Your penis is impressive!" either.

Gush.

There were those couple of times he popped out.

A small penis was probably better for, uh, rear entry anyway, right?

And that was sick. His erection was not a weapon.

Stupid Megadik.

Fraiser would never sign off on it anyway.

Jack needed a hug. He tried not to pout as he shuffled dejectedly down to Daniel's lab.

Comments

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

"Jaaaa-aaack. Don't you have somewhere else to be? Like your own office?" So Jack refilled his mug from Daniel's far-better-than-the-commissary's coffee pot and moped back to his own office, mind completely overtaken by thoughts of inadequacy. He wiggled his mouse to wake up his hard drive, "Dear God, even my subconscious is in on this conspiracy!" and did a quick Google search. Research always seemed to work for Daniel and Carter. A quick click (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=44312061) gave him the answer he needed.

I have tried on and off with pumps and other pills. I even tried stretching my penis, but nothing I did added any decent length to my already 12" of man pipe. After taking Megadik for 6 months...I am now 36" long down there, and the ladies usually pass out once they see my penis. This has greatly increased my sex-life because now there is no struggle...they simply lay there unconscious as I finish up. Thank you Megadik.

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

*cannot find words, merely howls in uncontrollable glee*

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Jack.

Gush. *dies* Such a perfect word. It must be used in 75% of all fanfics from now on.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Topping your oatmeal with crack again?

;-)

Poor Jack! Somebody needs to get Daniel to call him "impressive" -- stat!