brainofck

So where, exactly, does one announce crossovers on crack?

It is SO gonna happen. I even know how. I've even figured out a couple of plausible reasons why.

I don't know if this is evidence of my own twisted brilliance or just the result of BSG's open-ended scriptwriting, the incestuous nature of the pool of talent that inhabits medium-sized, high-quality television shows (and Canada), and the Stargate universe's general vulnerability to cracked-out plotlines.

I'm going with "my own twisted brilliance."

So. Universe, please provide four or five solid hours of writing time, kthnx. And also, I need some inspiration to up the rating. Because Id is SO not getting prison sex. Absolutely not. Ego prides herself on not writing totally pointless porn, and Superego absolutely puts her foot down.

And Rodney is going to be so fucking pissed.

:D

So. I am not known for my pic spams. In fact, I am probably a bit of a tiny terror of the friends page, when it comes to the pics I post.

Remember the wrinklies?



Not to mention my PTI post?



Yes, these are the types of pics I tend to post.

So.

Today, don't say I never did anything for ya, 'k?

Because

this guy?



Plus this guy?



Plus this guy?



Equals some kind of super hot threesome if only I can come up with a viable plot device to put them all together...

Should I slash Wang Chi and Jack Burton? You know that scene where they drink the potion that gives them the superpowers, and Jack gets all hot in the elevator? *snickers*

What if I promise to leave Egg Shen out of the whole thing?



"A brave man likes the feel of rain on his face."

"A wise man knows when to come in out of the rain."




"What is that?"

"Black blood of the earth."

"What? You mean oil?"

"No. I mean black blood of the earth."



"The Chinese have a lot of Hells."

Now I want a Big Trouble icon.

Just a few inspirational pictures. :) Crossposting over in muck_a_luck. So sorry. :)

I believe these may be The Libertines. I don't really care. Very pretty, sweaty boys, lolling on each other in apparent sexual exhaustion.

Heh. Same picture, practically, just one with fewer clothes.

( Very, very pretty )

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Daniel whimpered as Jack bit, so, so lightly, licking behind his teeth, until Daniel heard himself whispering little words of sexual pleasure that he really shouldn't be saying to anyone in the room with him at that moment.

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*snickers*

ACTUALLY, what I'm thinking about right now is this little piece of footie!porn. dork_elf is the best. Absolutely.

rosemending pointed her readers in the direction of this little tidbit earlier this week. As it has completely fried the brains of both all the people I've linked to it, thought I'd share with the class.

Hmmmmm. It's a video link.

PG-13?

Listening to the guy with the camera, it sounds like this might have been a dare...

The lovely, genius that is dork_elf has struck again.

You must read this immediately.

dork_elf is the hottest thing that was ever hot.

You don't care what the pairing is. You really, really don't. Trust me.

Now, back to the hair!almost!porn. Hope to have something for you tomorrow morning, Gentle Readers.

All my love,
CK