brainofck

So, I told uisgich that I was thinking of a name, but wouldn't tell her what it was.

brainofck: It makes me think of. Um. Toys. Or maybe not toys. Supplemental items for your playmates, anyway. Yes.

uisgich: Now you’ve got me intrigued as to what this guy’s name is. Mr Whip? Mr Dildo? Mr Handcuff? Mr Fur Lined Leather Restraint? Mr Spiked Rubber Cock Ring?
Tell me if I’m getting close. ;)

brainofck: In the group of words you said, the name is there. If you make it plural. :D

uisgich: Mr Dildos!! Is he Greek?

brainofck: That guess is not correct. :)

uisgich: Hmmmm... *looks over list* Mr Whips? Or maybe Mr Whipps?

brainofck: *snickers* That one is not correct, either. Keep guessing!

uisgich: Maybe it’s another popular Greek name, Mr Restraintos??

brainofck: *snorts keyboard* He is not Greek. :D

brainofck: Actually. I intended to type *snots keyboard*. Snorting the keyboard might be quite painful. And unhealthful.

uisgich: Well, using "restraints" as a last name just didn't sound right, so I made him Greek. :) So, not Mr Restraints either. Hmmmm ... *eyes list* I refuse to believe his name is Mr Cockrings. Mr Cockringos!! *Greeks it up* Or is that more Mexican?

uisgich: Yes, you’d need huge nostrils to snort a keyboard :P

brainofck: I believe that would be Senior Cockringos, yes! :D

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After some more guessing, she did get it. But the whole point was to post "Senior Cockringos" in my journal. So. Mission accomplished.

The prompt, from a guy called Daryl, via his co-worker and colleague, uisgich, is " "Is there a lift going cheap" Jackson."

No. Don't ask.

cocoajava suggested a drabble must be produced.

Ergo…

( Far more than a drabble, sorry CJ )

( Cranky )

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( Product placement and food!sex )