I know I just said

[brainofck]

Stupid spam... I'm going through 1500 that dumped into our spam folder in the last ten days, and the folder's prolly been full since last Thursday...

Anyway.

UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*

UPDATE: My helper, mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!

Sorry. Moving on.




September 4, 2007

mail@savagelove.net



Dear Savage Love:

I just started having sex, buy my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.

What can I do? Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Sincerely,

Danny J.
(DiggingDanny@gmail.com)

PS: Also, my boyfriend's dick is too big for my mouth. :( His tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.







muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big.
mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutz
muck_a_luck: *cries laughing*

I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.

Comments

Re: see also

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

:D

I don't know if I could do polyamory well. I am too much of a concentrated/focused person. One person at time is enough for me to handle!

I'd probably get jealous too if my partner was poly. :( So, not a win-win.

But the occassional threesome is good. >)