I know I just said

[brainofck]

Stupid spam... I'm going through 1500 that dumped into our spam folder in the last ten days, and the folder's prolly been full since last Thursday...

Anyway.

UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*

UPDATE: My helper, mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!

Sorry. Moving on.




September 4, 2007

mail@savagelove.net



Dear Savage Love:

I just started having sex, buy my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.

What can I do? Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Sincerely,

Danny J.
(DiggingDanny@gmail.com)

PS: Also, my boyfriend's dick is too big for my mouth. :( His tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.







muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big.
mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutz
muck_a_luck: *cries laughing*

I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.

Comments

Re: see also

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Wow, I missed those columns. (The first one was before he was in the local weekly.)

I've seen that attitude, a lot, from both gays and straights. I had a lovely -- read "uncomfortable" -- moment outing myself to a new boyfriend's stepfather at a family dinner when he pronounced that 'you know who was disgusting was all bisexuals -- they're cheaters and liars.' To be fair he backpedaled very quickly and was pleased to meet an out-and-proud bi, and I know he was friends with a couple who got divorced because the husband had been sneaking off and tricking for years until he got busted. It is the cheaters and liars who give that rep to bis.

And Dan's right -- if it were more acceptable to be bi (or gay) instead of married-with-children, people wouldn't lie so much. But you're right, too -- considering that gays dealt for years with the stereotype that they were all nancing drag queens, Dan would do well to not make such sweeping pronouncements. San Francisco's alternate-universe community has had a powerful impact on national acceptance of homosexuality -- why not bisexuality?

What I've seen from him lately have been columns debunking research that says bisexuality is a myth, and columns acknowledging that sometimes some people go through a "phase" of being bi before coming out as gay, and some people really are bi.

Additionally, I would be thrilled to find an openly bi, androgynous dude to shack up with. RLY. I could braid his hair!

Ditto! Bonus points for polyamorous.

Re: see also

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

:D

I don't know if I could do polyamory well. I am too much of a concentrated/focused person. One person at time is enough for me to handle!

I'd probably get jealous too if my partner was poly. :( So, not a win-win.

But the occassional threesome is good. >)