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Sep. 4th, 2007 08:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brainofckStupid spam... I'm going through 1500 that dumped into our spam folder in the last ten days, and the folder's prolly been full since last Thursday...
Anyway.
UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*
UPDATE: My helper,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!
Sorry. Moving on.
September 4, 2007
mail@savagelove.net
Dear Savage Love:
I just started having sex, buy my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
What can I do? Any suggestions would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Danny J.
(DiggingDanny@gmail.com)
PS: Also, my boyfriend's dick is too big for my mouth. :( His tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big.
mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutz
muck_a_luck: *cries laughing*
I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.
Anyway.
UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*
UPDATE: My helper,
mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!Sorry. Moving on.
September 4, 2007
mail@savagelove.net
Dear Savage Love:
I just started having sex, buy my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
What can I do? Any suggestions would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Danny J.
(DiggingDanny@gmail.com)
PS: Also, my boyfriend's dick is too big for my mouth. :( His tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big. mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutzmuck_a_luck: *cries laughing*I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.
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Date: 2007-09-05 03:44 am (UTC)And I no longer believe that most bisexuals wind up in them because you're all liars and cheats, or that you're all dying to access societal perks reserved for heterosexuals, or that you're all cowards and it's hard out here for a homo. I think most bisexuals wind up in heterosexual relationships because most bisexuals are mostly hetero. You may be physically attracted to both sexes, but most of you can only fall in love with an opposite-sex partner.
Yeah, to his credit, his trying to change his old tune, but it's basically the same: bisexuality isn't legit, isn't real, and you're pretty much straight in denial or mostly hetero or something.
I like him okay, he has some neat insights sometimes, but sometimes in the past he has been an arsehole about this issue and continues to be in some ways.
I'm sorry, Dan, but we can't just uninvite the bisexual kids because you're afraid you might get some straight cooties today.