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Sep. 4th, 2007 08:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brainofckStupid spam... I'm going through 1500 that dumped into our spam folder in the last ten days, and the folder's prolly been full since last Thursday...
Anyway.
UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*
UPDATE: My helper,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!
Sorry. Moving on.
September 4, 2007
mail@savagelove.net
Dear Savage Love:
I just started having sex, buy my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
What can I do? Any suggestions would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Danny J.
(DiggingDanny@gmail.com)
PS: Also, my boyfriend's dick is too big for my mouth. :( His tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big.
mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutz
muck_a_luck: *cries laughing*
I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.
Anyway.
UPDATE: Argh! It just keeps growing! Um. No pun... *snickers*
UPDATE: My helper,
mresundance advises me that the problem is that the boyfriend is TOO SMALL! Well, I thought he must be too big and not fitting! Apparently, I was totally wrong! What a confusing letter for Mr. Savage. I'm sure he's quite annoyed now. "What is this, some kind of joke?!" Anyway, I have been advised that Mr. Savage is a poo head who fears bi sexuality. Like, as a straight woman, I could cheat on my husband with 3.5 billion people - the 50% of the world that is men. But as a bi woman, I could cheat on him with OMG 7 BILLION PEOPLE! Of course, I would cheat!!!Sorry. Moving on.
September 4, 2007
mail@savagelove.net
Dear Savage Love:
I just started having sex, buy my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
What can I do? Any suggestions would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Danny J.
(DiggingDanny@gmail.com)
PS: Also, my boyfriend's dick is too big for my mouth. :( His tool is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
muck_a_luck: I still think he pops out because he's too big. mresundance: :p too small or maybe he's just a clutzmuck_a_luck: *cries laughing*I crack me up. Jack reads his e-mail.
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