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OK. I refuse to use the now-trendy expression "Made of win."

Got that? I "heart" this expression "liek woah," but I WILL NOT use it, in any context, ever.

That said, I just spent a couple of hours I SO do not have for online activity reading Forget Me Not by [livejournal.com profile] maisierita.

McShep. Amnesia. Prison. Stupid, stupid aliens.

This is the good stuff, y'all. And this is a level of writing to which I aspire. Just good, tight and well constructed.

Really, really good.

And now I am TOTALLY irked that I do not have a McShep icon for this journal. I suppose I should be happy, because when I started this thing I only had three icons, but now, I am greedy, and feel that at a minimum there should be 15. That was the number I thought when they upped it to 6. So I particularly want to kick the stupid sponsored accounts, because that's where my 15 went, damn them and their sponsorship and not just handing out free stuff to people at great expense to themselves.

And don't YOU PEOPLE start getting any ideas. Not that you would. Just let a person rant in peace. Dammit. I'm putting Teal'c on this one.

UPDATE: You know, the thought occurs that I often say, "Everybody needs a secretary." 'Cause you know, professional secretary here. I know the value of good clerical staff. But really, what everybody needs, possibly more than a secretary, is a First Prime.

No. In keeping with the selfishness theme of this post, I declare that in fact, everybody else can have secretaries. I, and I alone, get a First Prime. Perhaps not Teal'c himself, but someone equally imposing, who can hulk around whenever anybody is pissing me off. Who will deferentially fetch me things when no enforcing is needed, and who will charm the children with his inscrutable alien ways when I need a break.

Yup. That's right. I'm putting "First Prime" right up there with "Robot Double" on my wishlist.

Date: 2008-01-09 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
You are....ready for it?


MADE OF WIN!!! ;)

Date: 2008-01-09 05:15 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com
I'm still trying to figure out how a First Prime is actually different from a good secretary.

I got nothin'.

Date: 2008-01-09 01:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] zats-clear.livejournal.com
in CK's case (secretary in law office), no difference at all ;) A First Prime is fully capable of killing and hiding the bodies of unruly clients...

Date: 2008-01-09 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Oooo, yeah, I loved that story. Totally hit three of my kinks head on.

And, hee! I actually say what I need is a wife (in the really horrible '50s definition of wife). I'm fine with doing my own worky stuff; I need someone to do the cooking and housework.

Though I'll take a Jack Robot Double, if anyone's handing them out. ;-)

Date: 2008-01-09 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angiepen.livejournal.com
I'll take one of those! [beam] Actually, my husband could use one too, in the horrible fifties definition. [grin/duck]

Angie

Date: 2008-01-09 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Yeah, I'm single, but I know plenty of wives that need wives!

Date: 2008-01-09 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
I WANT A FIRST PRIME DEMMIT!

Now.

Really.

RIGHT. NOW.

Date: 2008-01-09 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angiepen.livejournal.com
I just read "Forget Me Not." That rocked, seriously -- thanks for the link. :D

Angie

Date: 2008-01-10 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mresundance.livejournal.com
I could use a First Prime myself. Hm. Someone to do my laundry and my shopping. And cooking. And give me foot rubs.

In fact, I will no longer call future boyfriends/girlfriends/partners any of these things. I will just call them First Prime, because that would make me giggle. Or the Friend I go Antinquing with.

This icon - it is for you. Not the same expression. But close enough to be - MADE OF WIN.

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