*headdesk*

[brainofck]

cocoajava: Mister Mike just made me spit coffee. He referred to Captain Picard at the dinner table, commanding everyone to 'engorge'. And it just hit me soooooooo funny.

muck_a_luck: Oh, no. No, no. Nononono.

You and Mister Mike just created Picard/Riker slash in my head.

In my head, Picard is commanding "Engorge, Number Two!" And I'm thinking just what made you spit your coffee.

I HATE YOU NOW!!!!

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[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

just
so
wrong
on so many levels
the worst part is that I followed the humor thought process to dirty joke in both cases
aaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

One of my seekret fantasies is to lock you and Mister Mike in a room together with word processing capabilities. He's got a lot more of a wacky writer's brain than he will admit to. And you... well, you ARE a known danger to the literary world!

It could be a magnificent experiment.

I hate you too! *hugs*

[emeraldsword.livejournal.com]

LMAO!