Spammer Slash!

[brainofck]

cocoajava: Fire alarm went fine. Happend about 8:35. Everyone went where I barked orders to go to. I didn't end up with hat hair from my helmet. :D

seleneheart: I would so like to see a pic of you in your helmet. My co-writer just called me. We're going to try to do this over google chat. *boots up other computer* I'm gonna look like some crazy hacker.

cocoajava: Crazy hackers are SEXY!!!!! Unlike women in plastic yellow hard hats. :D

muck_a_luck: Now I want to slash the two of you, computers, hardhats, and all...

seleneheart: Don't make me laugh, it hurts. [AN: Rae has some sort of fever-thoat ailment of doom today.]

cocoajava: *eyes CK* Been at the sugar already, have you? although... Rae IS hawt. Can't blame you there.

cocoajava: Awww, Rae! You need some hot tea with honey in it! Back soon. Quick errand.



After telling the spammers she was going out on a quick errand, CJ arrived at Rae's house seconds later.

Throwing aside her big, smooth, yellow helmet, revealing her perfect hair beneath, she advanced on Rae, who cowered back amongst her computers.

"Wait!" she squeeked. "What about germs?!"

"We'll be so hot, no germs can survive," CJ assured her in a dark, purring promise. "And any that do survive, I'll squash with my huge yellow hat!"