She ripped open the package and flung a pair of black cotton bikini cut panties at him. He caught them by reflex and almost dropped them. He was not supposed to be in possession of women's underwear. He just wasn't.
:p Janet's trying not to freak him out. Simple cotton was going to be bad enough. She certainly wasn't getting him something lacy, or skimp skamps or something... :)
Get out of my brain! I was going to say, Teal'c was eyeing up the thongs while doing his little shopping spree! Maybe to go with the cheerleader outfit -- even worse!
Ha! Just so you know, Teal'c does all his shopping with the catalogs that Sam gets in her junk mail. Jack is very annoyed that she brings her Victoria's Secret catalog to T, instead of letting him have it, but he feels he is just *looking* for a sexual harrassment claim if he demands that, as her CO, he has top priority to get it. She has not mentioned that she also gives Teal'c her Frederick's catalog. :)
Edible panties and garter belts also good. *thumbs up from this little perv*
They also have candied ones . . . which I had not known of until recently. It amuses me because you know, if you bought enough of those little sugary candy things you used to make bracelets out of as a kid, and enough string, you could make your own for much cheaper.
Anyways. I don't piddle around thinking about these things all day.
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Date: 2006-02-07 05:47 am (UTC)Aaaah, but how little Danielle knows of the joys of black cotton panties. *mmm cotton*
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Date: 2006-02-07 06:01 pm (UTC)*cries, because it's probably true*
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Date: 2006-02-07 06:42 pm (UTC)*snickers*
Edible panties and garter belts also good. *thumbs up from this little perv*
They also have candied ones . . . which I had not known of until recently. It amuses me because you know, if you bought enough of those little sugary candy things you used to make bracelets out of as a kid, and enough string, you could make your own for much cheaper.
Anyways. I don't piddle around thinking about these things all day.
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