What I am thinking about right now

[brainofck]

Current word count 4914 = 15 pages.



She ripped open the package and flung a pair of black cotton bikini cut panties at him. He caught them by reflex and almost dropped them. He was not supposed to be in possession of women's underwear. He just wasn't.

"You cannot expect me to actually wear these?!"

Comments

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

He was not supposed to be in possession of women's underwear. He just wasn't.

Aaaah, but how little Danielle knows of the joys of black cotton panties. *mmm cotton*

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Cotton is really the way to go. I don't know what she's talking about, her Danielle having better luck. *points down* :p

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Wheeeee!!! My Danielle had better luck in the underwear department. :-)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

:p Janet's trying not to freak him out. Simple cotton was going to be bad enough. She certainly wasn't getting him something lacy, or skimp skamps or something... :)

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

THONG! :p

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

You people are SO CRUEL!!!! Maybe under his shorts at the picnic.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Get out of my brain! I was going to say, Teal'c was eyeing up the thongs while doing his little shopping spree! Maybe to go with the cheerleader outfit -- even worse!

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Ha! Just so you know, Teal'c does all his shopping with the catalogs that Sam gets in her junk mail. Jack is very annoyed that she brings her Victoria's Secret catalog to T, instead of letting him have it, but he feels he is just *looking* for a sexual harrassment claim if he demands that, as her CO, he has top priority to get it. She has not mentioned that she also gives Teal'c her Frederick's catalog. :)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Agh! *scrubs eyeballs* Such wickedness!

*cries, because it's probably true*

[mresundance.livejournal.com]

Frederick's catalog

*snickers*

Edible panties and garter belts also good. *thumbs up from this little perv*

They also have candied ones . . . which I had not known of until recently. It amuses me because you know, if you bought enough of those little sugary candy things you used to make bracelets out of as a kid, and enough string, you could make your own for much cheaper.

Anyways. I don't piddle around thinking about these things all day.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Nor do I. Not at all.