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brainofckI was bored. CJ said, write me a drabble. Not quite a drabble. A few words over. Lame subject, but hey, I have a one-track mind these days.
Title: Diagnostic Testing
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Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The indignities of pregnancy at an advanced maternal age.
Content/warnings: M-Preg
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
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The Matrix: The Matrix is located here. This one is Where?. *cackles*
"Advanced maternal age, huh?"
"That's what they said. You wanna come or not?"
"Sonograms are creepy. Plus, I'd feel weird."
"You would feel weird?! At least you would be showing up as the dad..."
"But nobody's gonna know why you're there. You're not even showing yet. Why can't Frazier do this thing, anyway?"
"You know what, if you don't want to come, don't come."
"No! I do want to come. But sonograms are creepy. Plus, how are they gonna insert the wand for the transvaginal views, anyway?"
"The what?"
"See you later? About 1400?"
"The wand?"
Daniel heard Jack snickering as he walked away. Fucking indignities of pregnancy. Damned if he was doing this again. Jack could have the next one.
Title: Diagnostic Testing
Author:
muck_a_luck, posting in brainofckPairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The indignities of pregnancy at an advanced maternal age.
Content/warnings: M-Preg
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only.
muck_a_luck and brainofckThe Matrix: The Matrix is located here. This one is Where?. *cackles*
"Advanced maternal age, huh?"
"That's what they said. You wanna come or not?"
"Sonograms are creepy. Plus, I'd feel weird."
"You would feel weird?! At least you would be showing up as the dad..."
"But nobody's gonna know why you're there. You're not even showing yet. Why can't Frazier do this thing, anyway?"
"You know what, if you don't want to come, don't come."
"No! I do want to come. But sonograms are creepy. Plus, how are they gonna insert the wand for the transvaginal views, anyway?"
"The what?"
"See you later? About 1400?"
"The wand?"
Daniel heard Jack snickering as he walked away. Fucking indignities of pregnancy. Damned if he was doing this again. Jack could have the next one.
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Date: 2005-12-02 10:15 pm (UTC)Hey, it's been on your Brain -- better out of you than in you. ;-)
Bwahahahahaha!
Date: 2005-12-02 11:36 pm (UTC)Re: Bwahahahahaha!
Date: 2005-12-03 12:17 am (UTC)Re: Bwahahahahaha!
Date: 2005-12-04 12:40 pm (UTC)No! *hides Possession Part 11 where you will never find it*
*runs away*
Re: Bwahahahahaha!
Date: 2005-12-04 08:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-05 12:25 pm (UTC)you wanna stick that wand...
Date: 2005-12-05 09:02 pm (UTC)