CJ's Boredom Drabble, now titled Diagnostic Testing

[brainofck]

I was bored. CJ said, write me a drabble. Not quite a drabble. A few words over. Lame subject, but hey, I have a one-track mind these days.

Title: Diagnostic Testing
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The indignities of pregnancy at an advanced maternal age.
Content/warnings: M-Preg
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
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The Matrix: The Matrix is located here. This one is Where?. *cackles*


"Advanced maternal age, huh?"

"That's what they said. You wanna come or not?"

"Sonograms are creepy. Plus, I'd feel weird."

"You would feel weird?! At least you would be showing up as the dad..."

"But nobody's gonna know why you're there. You're not even showing yet. Why can't Frazier do this thing, anyway?"

"You know what, if you don't want to come, don't come."

"No! I do want to come. But sonograms are creepy. Plus, how are they gonna insert the wand for the transvaginal views, anyway?"

"The what?"

"See you later? About 1400?"

"The wand?"

Daniel heard Jack snickering as he walked away. Fucking indignities of pregnancy. Damned if he was doing this again. Jack could have the next one.

Comments

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Is it wrong that I find mpreg fic funny?? :* So do you have a link to the finnished article or are we still waiting?? LOL

Sadly I can sympathise with you on the evil wand thing, it was NOT fun, the external one was bad enough.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Mpreg is only acceptable if it is HILARIOUS! At least, that is my opinion.

the evil wand thing

Eh. I didn't have a sonogram for my first pregnancy, and after something that big has come down the pipes, the wand was a dawdle. :D

Alas, we are all still waiting for the finished article, though there is a piece of it floating around.

Food Aversions (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/155479.html)

It will eventually be done. When RL takes a break from kicking my ass.

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, something to distract me for a bit while we're waiting for the rest. *does happy dance over to the fic* Thanks huni!!

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

This is the working draft (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/155868.html). There will probably be three times as much when it's finished, hopefully sometime before my own baby turns two. Approximately one year from now. Feel free to read, or not. But m-preggers are a rare crowd. Hate to turn them away.

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I may be sick but at least I'm happy!!

Thanks huni, will go have a looksee. Good luck with finishing it, hope you can find the time ok. My daughter will be 7 next month, I have no idea where the time went.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Also, I am clearly going insane, because I have a comment from you in my inbox on taquitos and boca burgers, but the comment is not there. *eyes LJ* I was going to ask what brought you to the crack fic page this fine Mother's Day...

[spacemonkeyphd2.livejournal.com]

LOL *glares at lj* I do like a good bit of crack fic now nd then for a good giggle. I live in the UK and it wasn't Mother's Day here, just a rare chance at a lazy Sunday afternoon.