The Squirrels Were in my Bird Feeder Again

[brainofck]

Revisited from last night's post.

Title: The Squirrels Were in my Bird Feeder Again
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill (pre-slash)
Rating: G
Summary: Jack's shirt won't fit.
Content/warnings: Wing!fic. (But SG-1-style!)
Words: 376
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: Tropes:Wing!fic. The Matrix is located here.






"Um. Jack..."

"Daniel?"

"Did you notice anything, uh, unusual this morning?"

"Well... The squirrels were in my bird feeder again, even though I bought that new one with the plexiglas shield. I'm gonna get out the pellet gun again, I swear. And they had donuts in the first guard house, but they gave me one, so I'm gonna keep it under my hat for now..."

"Huh. I was thinking about something, uh, more..." He made a sort of broad flapping motion with his hands.

"More?" Jack imitated the motion. Sometimes Jack wondered about that linguistics doctorate.

"Oh, my God! Sir!" Carter yelped from the doorway.

"Carter?" Jack asked, turning to his 2IC. Teal'c stood behind her, one eyebrow arching toward the top of his shiny bald head.

"Um..." Then Daniel made the flappy arm gesture again. And Carter nodded frantically, imitating him.

"Oh, for the love of..." Jack huffed, deciding to ignore both of them and just get on with it.

"What the HELL is wrong with this shirt?" he groused. Stupid base laundry. Coudn't get anything right.

"I think you're going to have to start doing something new about shirts," Daniel said softly.

He began to circle around him. Jack monitored him warily in this peripheral vision.

Which was when caught sight of the wings.

He was just freaking out when Daniel touched him. He delicately smoothed his fingers along Jack's lesser coverts, stroking the – Jack flicked out the opposite wing – midnight blue feathers. The light caress sent a shiver through Jack's sternum straight to his gut.

"Maybe something with a halter," Daniel whispered. He completed his circuit, fingers trailing over greater primary coverts and then back over the alula and marginal coverts and across Jack's shoulders to his pectorals. Calluses on skin sent another jolt below the belt.

"You're already thicker here," Daniel mused, palm flattening over Jack's peaking nipple. "Do you think they work?"

He lifted his eyes to Jack's.

Jack flexed his wings experimentally, wondering how he knew what to do, feeling the shift of new, strange, yet strangely familiar musculature. The wings swept forward, tips brushing together, enclosing himself and Daniel in a private world of soft, dark blue.

Daniel's eyes widened as his pupils dilated. Daniel looked good in blue.


I totally blame this post.



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Comments

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

"Do you think theY work?"

Aside from that? *faints* Oh my.....

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Thanks. All fixed!

*catches you*

:)

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

You need to write a whole story with that. Not. Fair.

[whisper99.livejournal.com]

Yes, what she said. :)

[sg1danny.livejournal.com]

Second, third, fourth what she said!!

*fans self with midnight blue fan*

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Oi. We'll see what we see. I swear, this was caused by that pic of Sheppard. I had no other plan. And I've got the vampire thing, and RL and it's wing!fic. Gah.

:p

[tejas.livejournal.com]

YES!!!

(HA! I knew Jack liked Daniel in blue!)

I knew you could do it!

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

*snerks* Yes, I did read your piece this morning. Though I didn't mean to rip you off totally, maybe my subconscious is a plagarist! :D

Thank you for your faith in me. :D

[discodiva76.livejournal.com]

Phewwww.......I'd like those wings of Jack's to come and fan me now please.......


Lovely stuff!....thanks


Deeds xx

[tejas.livejournal.com]

You and me, both. I'm trying to blame it on a hot flash, but I think that's pushing it a touch. ;-)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Thank you! So pleased you liked it! *sends wing'd Jack to your place*

[sid]

My pupils are dilating, too! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Yay! So pleased! :)

[avidrosette.livejournal.com]

Loved that! Great stuff with all the flapping gestures and Jack's utter obliviousness. And wow, the wings are sexy; who'd've thunk it?

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I know! Thanks! I'm so glad you liked it!

[princessofg.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

I am so forwarding this to hanarobi. i don't think you have her friended? Do you remember her? Domlij Wingfic????

:D

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

I SO totally blame that pic of Sheppard. I avoided the whole wing!fic mini-trend in LOTRIPS. I mean, to each her own, no judgment intended. It just totally wasn't me. Then I saw that stupid picture. I do know of hanarobi, at least, though it's been so freakin' long now, I don't remember what she got up to.

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Hee! I love that Jack was so completely oblivious to the change. He notices everything around him, but not himself. Love the end when he enfolds Daniel in his wings.

Now write wing!smut-fic. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Demands for smut addressed above. *points up* My brain was paying more attention than I was. The whole thing about the birdfeeder was totally accidental... I'm so pleased you liked it!

[lokei.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I have a massive soft-spot for Wing!Fic, I'm afraid. I clearly read far too much fantasy to be entirely healthy. *grin* Jack with wings is a marvelous image--and Daniel's careful, hands-on examination is breathtaking.

He was just freaking out when Daniel touched him.

I can't say why, exactly, I love this line so much. Perhaps because there is so much 'freaking-because-Daniel-touched-him' first-time-ish fic out there, and this is a 'calmed-because-Daniel-touched-him' moment which could be something new or something familiar, but the comfort is there nonetheless. Lovely.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

because there is so much 'freaking-because-Daniel-touched-him'

That is such an interesting observation. :)

Thank you so much for reading. I'm so pleased you liked it.

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Will you just knock it off? I don't have time for another freakin' kink!

Pretty. :)

(Until Pepe posted a wing!fic in the last week or so, I'd never even heard of it.)

[discodiva76.livejournal.com]

LOVE the icon!!....*giggles*


Deeds xx

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

ah, sigh. another day, another twist in my knickers.

*eyes you*

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Please to be referring to my comment to starting_gate above. I am only taking very limited responsibility for this. :D

[seleneheart]

Holy crap, that's erotic!! And of course, Jack knows the correct labels for all his feathers.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Well. What with the bird feeder and all. He must be an avid birdwatcher. Perhaps he logs his sightings with his local Audobon chapter...

I'm so pleased you liked it!

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

"Maybe something with a halter," Daniel whispered.

*dies of guh* SO HOT. *loves love loves*

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Strap him up in something in a silk and leather combo to go with those pretty feathers... :D

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

The wings swept forward, tips brushing together, enclosing himself and Daniel in a private world of soft, dark blue.

I'm sorry, your CJ cannot respond. This is an automated system response. If you are receiving this response, CJ is most likely on the floor twitching. Thank you and have a good day.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

When CJ returns, we will resume the story where Jack puts on the silk and leather halter arrangement. I'm sure it will look just lovely with the feathers. Daniel will do up the buckles. :D

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaahahah~~! This is wonderful!

Daniel made the flappy arm gesture again. And Carter nodded frantically, imitating him. I can just imagine this, the two geeks making bird imitations while the Jaffa gives an oblivious Jack the eyebrow.

Liked this: He delicately smoothed his fingers along Jack's lesser coverts, stroking the – Jack flicked out the opposite wing – midnight blue feathers.

Daniel looked good in blue. Definitely agreed. Daniel should have stayed on Vis Uban aka Land Of The Blue Robes forever.

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

P.S. I think you dropped a word here: Which was when caught sight of the wings.

[captain-tibbs.livejournal.com]

Love, love, love it!
The flappy arm gestures, jack's complete ignorance of the situation - far more concerned with his continuing squirrel war saga (and with Jack, you know it's got to be a full-out assault)- squee!
I can see Jack, if he were to live long enough to stay retired, spending his twilight years battling those presumptious rodents ( "Just like the Goa'uld Daniel! Nothin' but rats with window dressing!).
Kinda like the odd couple. Daniel busy researching in the study, Jack prowling around, muttering, inventing ever more elaborate plans to out-sneak those furry rascals. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Jack prowling around, muttering, inventing ever more elaborate plans

Ahahaha! Ahahahaha!!!!!

I'll be laughing about that all day. Again! :D

Yes. I can just see Daniel and Sam, totally freaked out, flapping around, while Teal'c is more put off by them than by Jack's wings!

So pleased you liked it! Thank you!