Brief delay

[brainofck]

I may not get to posting anything real tonight, so I thought I would relate a small tidbit.

A couple of weeks ago, I was going to a sex-toy party.

And a certain person, who may name herself in the comments, told me to keep my eye out for the hand-job assistor, sheath thingies. Some of them have pearls in them to increase stimulation.

And she related a story, presented as true, about a woman who presented such a toy as a gift to her husband who was in Afghanistan at the time.

She reminded me of the story as I was working on this little mini-splurge of projects this week.

Anyway, I said...

I'm sure there's an off world story there somewhere...


So then I used the damned thing, and I was all thinking Oh, yeah, Daniel, do that thing with your teeth! and the damned bead just rocketed across the room and got Lorne right in the damned eye. And I know this because apparently Feretti was watching, the goddammed kinky bastard, what the fuck barracks did he do basic in? And he was the one who said, and I quote here, "rocketed."

So, in closing, I hate you and your stupid Chistmas present.

Love,
Your Little Colonel

PS: You cannot wait to try this thing! When I get home, we're gonna lube you up, slip it on you, and I'm gonna suck your genius brain right out through your dick. JO

UPDATE: In case you don't know what the heck I'm talking about...



And here's a link to a naughty website...

Pearl Piston

Comments

Re: still laughing over this

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

does this happen to fit your table of doom

Heh. Alas. None of the shapes listed is "tube."

*snickers*