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Remember Danny writing to Savage Love?

He knew better than to look at the messages in his spam filter. He should just Send to Recycle Bin en masse with prejudice.

He contemplated the message:

Have you ever heard this, "Damn it! Your penis is so small!"? Didn't you feel stupid? Don't let ladies prefer vibrator to you! Megadik will improve your situation once and forever! You just have to trust this wonderful preparation! "Gush! Your penis is impressive!" Is it what you always wanted to hear? Soon you'll be the only one girls will desire ! Megadik is your magic weapon!

Daniel didn't have a vibrator. Did he?

Daniel would never mention to him if he thought his penis was too small. Sara had always been satisfied. Of course, nobody had ever said "Gush! Your penis is impressive!" either.

Gush.

There were those couple of times he popped out.

A small penis was probably better for, uh, rear entry anyway, right?

And that was sick. His erection was not a weapon.

Stupid Megadik.

Fraiser would never sign off on it anyway.

Jack needed a hug. He tried not to pout as he shuffled dejectedly down to Daniel's lab.