Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

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[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

*eyes all you kinky pee people* dang it, you had to know at least one of us would show up.

*runs away with bunny*

how dare you??? i so did not need that first thing in the morning. that was just a big huge guh for me, you know, and you didn't even mean it way at all.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

I should have known... :D