Morning sex

[brainofck]

It is almost completely impossible for me to write about people having morning sex. I mean, you know, just-after-they-woke-up sex.

Because the first thing I have to do when I wake up is pee, and who wants to have sex when they really, really need to pee.

*eyes all you kinky pee people*

Not me, that's for sure.

So I am trying to ignore this MASSIVE reality squick and write just-after-they-woke-up sex. And it keeps niggling at me. Stupid brain. *thumps brain*

OW!

Comments

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean! I think I fairly often have my characters run for a quick pee and then have morning sex. Because I love the morning sex, too. :-) I might start adding in the 4 a.m. pee run, which takes the pressure off, too.

But I am all over the pee thing. If a character in a fic says they have to pee? I am on tenterhooks until the author get them to the bathroom. Seriously, if an author drops the ball and starts with the secksin' or the action or anything else, and forgets about the peeing? Total sympathy bladder pains!

Realism in fic. I am so there.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

That is very important to know about you! I pledge to never forgetfully strand a character without a trip to the bathroom! :D

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't think you ever would, but I would poke you anyway. :-)