Sharpe's Demurrer

muck_a_luck: So, in this case, one of the parties is Sharp (not Sharpe). Anyway, in my pleading file, I just typed "Notice of Hearing on Sharp's Demurrer." Then I cracked up, thinking eventually Cornwell will have done every other Sharpe novel, and he'll then have to write Sharpe's Demurrer! *amuses self* (and probably noone else)

cocoajava: *I*, for one, am amused. Because we have been spoofing Sharpe's Titles all week! Ken asked what I was canning next. I replied, "Sharpe's Applesauce". What are you doing, Ken? "Sharpe's Laundry". All your base are belong to Sharpe!

muck_a_luck: Ahahahahaha! Sharpe's Laundry! *cries*

cocoajava: Am also having a convo in gmail with renoir_girl where we are squeeing like twelve year old girls over our favorite actors with floppy hair. We both have a floppy hair obsession.

muck_a_luck: Hmmm. Sharpe's Daniel. :D Now THERE'S a crossover I'd pay to see...

cocoajava: Sharpe's Daniel. Now WHO do we know that could write that? *eyes CK*

muck_a_luck: Stargate ate my brain. I was just thinking in a fight with Jack, Richard would win.

seleneheart: I think I'd pay to see that. *nods* I'd rather have Sharpe's Jack.

cocoajava: Isn't there a Sharpe's Threesome somewhere in your brain, CK?

For the record, no there is not a foursome with Mr. Sharpe, Sgt. Harper, Col. O'Neill and Dr. Jackson anywhere in my brain.

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Mary Sue

So.

I'm thinking of changing tactics on my OT3 thing. The Stranded OT3 of Doom will probably still happen, but one of the challenge participants said something that made me think I'd rather try for an Earthside OT4 instead.

Anyway, I want Jack to have a nasty little one-nighter.

And I thought, ha! I will base OFC on someone I know!

So I approached this person, with the warning that OFC will not be reflected upon in a good light as the story progresses.

She replied:

But Jack would never think unpleasant
thoughts about me afterwards. He would think back,
once he's happily coupled with Daniel but they're both
missing tits, "I wonder if that [name redacted] gal would be up
for a three-way -- she had an awesome rack." And the
answer, of course, would be hell yes ;-)

*snickers uncontrollably*

When I threatened to post this, she was highly alarmed and made the sign of the cross against Mary Sues, so I have withheld the name of the person to protect the innocent her self-respect and reputation. :)