What I am thinking about right now

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He opened the box curiously, to find inside a truly magnificent dildo. He eyed Jack appraisingly, then picked up the object to examine it. Somehow, it looked strangely familiar.

"Don't think I'm crazy, but have I seen this before?" Daniel asked, puzzled.

Jack's smug smirk broke out into a huge grin.

"Remember you were wondering what Teal'c would be like?"

Daniel frowned.

"You went shopping at an alien sex shop and found Teal'c's dick?"

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