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He opened the box curiously, to find inside a truly magnificent dildo. He eyed Jack appraisingly, then picked up the object to examine it. Somehow, it looked strangely familiar.

"Don't think I'm crazy, but have I seen this before?" Daniel asked, puzzled.

Jack's smug smirk broke out into a huge grin.

"Remember you were wondering what Teal'c would be like?"

Daniel frowned.

"You went shopping at an alien sex shop and found Teal'c's dick?"

Date: 2006-11-20 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lt-kitty.livejournal.com
I've always wanted to use one of those mold your own dildo kits for nefarious purposes...

And you are very naughty. Bad CK. doesn't mean Santa won't visit...

Date: 2006-11-20 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
*blink blink blink blink blink* Not his actual dick, right? I mean sweetie, what are you writing here????????????????????

Date: 2006-11-20 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
to find inside a truly magnificent dildo [Emphasis added]

*eyes you*

Date: 2006-11-20 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
I always leave out cookies...

Date: 2006-11-20 03:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
*eyes you back*

Yeah, yeah, I was tired and getting strange office vibes. It ruined my concentration on a certain key word!

Date: 2006-11-20 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Dude, your Brain is Santa -- who needs presents when you get year-round porn?! ;-)

Date: 2006-11-20 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ramlatch.livejournal.com
*GIGGLE*

Date: 2006-11-20 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whisper99.livejournal.com
Ok, so I wanna see the part where Jack gets a talking at Teal'c and asks him to make the mold. Or maybe he has one of the base hotties to do it for him? ;)

Date: 2006-11-20 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com
have I seen this before?" Daniel asked

Well, has he? How else would he recognize it?

Date: 2006-11-20 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Teal'c has his motives... :D

Date: 2006-11-20 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
How else would he recognize it?

One presumes that over the years, even with polite eye aversion, Daniel would have seen that particular body part relatively regularly. 0:-)

Date: 2006-11-20 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Hmmm. I wonder if cookies and milk are good for brains?

Date: 2006-11-20 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
My brain likes cookies. Mmm hmmm.

Date: 2006-11-21 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com
Ahem. Well, yes, of course he would.

But, I was refering to the larger, expanded, dildo size, version. If ya know what I mean. ;-o

Date: 2006-11-21 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mresundance.livejournal.com
. . .

So. Wrong.

And yet.

I must know more . . .

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