What I am thinking about right now
Nov. 20th, 2006 07:32 amHe opened the box curiously, to find inside a truly magnificent dildo. He eyed Jack appraisingly, then picked up the object to examine it. Somehow, it looked strangely familiar.
"Don't think I'm crazy, but have I seen this before?" Daniel asked, puzzled.
Jack's smug smirk broke out into a huge grin.
"Remember you were wondering what Teal'c would be like?"
Daniel frowned.
"You went shopping at an alien sex shop and found Teal'c's dick?"
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Date: 2006-11-20 02:04 pm (UTC)And you are very naughty. Bad CK.
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Date: 2006-11-20 02:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 02:25 pm (UTC)*eyes you*
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Date: 2006-11-20 02:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 03:08 pm (UTC)Yeah, yeah, I was tired and getting strange office vibes. It ruined my concentration on a certain key word!
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Date: 2006-11-20 07:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 10:21 pm (UTC)Well, has he? How else would he recognize it?
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Date: 2006-11-20 10:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 10:35 pm (UTC)One presumes that over the years, even with polite eye aversion, Daniel would have seen that particular body part relatively regularly. 0:-)
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Date: 2006-11-20 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-20 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-21 12:02 am (UTC)But, I was refering to the larger, expanded, dildo size, version. If ya know what I mean. ;-o
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Date: 2006-11-21 12:19 am (UTC)So. Wrong.
And yet.
I must know more . . .