REC: The Sharpe Drinking Game

[brainofck]

An oldie posted on look_sharpe. I laughed 'til I cried.

I'd try it, if I wasn't so sure I'd be down for the count within 10 minutes. (I'm such a cheap drunk. Careful, wyldestarr and sharra115!)

The (slightly Harper-centric) Sharpe Drinking Game

Some of my favorites:

If Sharpe "strikes a pose" drink once.
If his arse looks particularly good while he strikes the pose, drink twice.

Drink when you see the Seven Barrelled Rifle of Manliness.
Two drinks if Harper shoots someone with it.
Three drinks if someone tries to take it away from Harper.
Four drinks when he gets it back.


Whenever someone says "Damn your impudence, sir," take a shot. Try yelling it at the next person who annoys you. Points for excess spit.

If you really feel like getting drunk, drink every time Harper says "so it is". Imagine you have a burly Irish boyfriend.

"(Lord Keily, I'm looking in your direction.)" *snortle*

Comments

[wyldestarr.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'm not a lightweight! Like to see how far you get on 3/4s of a quart of LITs! :p And you know, this plot bunny is *still* hanging around begging to be written. It has not been forgotten...and I think...maybe...it might even be growing! *cue cheesy dramatic music* So it'll happen. :D

"Drunk again, Harper?"
"Eh? Aye, me too sir!"

Mmm...Sharpe...drink him up straight. Mmmm.

Drinking game

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

*poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke*

Weren't you writing a drinking game piece?!