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"And how were the little buggers?" Sean asked, taking a bite of his sandwich.

"They were relating the most interesting rumors. A whole group of related ones, actually."

Sean chewed the bite rather thoroughly. When he could speak again, he asked, "And?"

"One about the size of my cock."

Sean just nodded thoughtfully and took another huge bite of sandwich.

"One about your ass."

That raised an eyebrow.

"One about the activities of these seemingly disparate body parts and their possible behaviors together, when not needed on set."

That got a snort.

"And a truly outrageous one about what goes on behind locked doors in Lijah's loft…"