CK is writing again, or The Return of the Angst Queen

[brainofck]

So. I have decided to tackle my long-brewing idea for a Daniel-gets-stranded-then-reunited-with-SG-1-after-many-years story.

Jack finds Daniel happy and well-established in his new adoped homeworld, deep in a relationship with an OMC. Does Jack woo Daniel away? Does Daniel choose his new life over his old? Does the OMC survive this slash encounter to tell the tale?

Not promising to follow the poll results, but just for the entertainment value... Comments welcome, of course.

Poll #2620 The Angst Generator

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 20

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Should Daniel

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return to Earth, leaving OMC behind?
9 (45.0%)

return to Earth with OMC?
7 (35.0%)

stay with OMC, leaving his life on Earth behind forever?
4 (20.0%)

Should OMC

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leave Daniel because of his obvious attraction to Jack?
4 (22.2%)

die at the hands of some third party?
0 (0.0%)

accidentally die in friendly fire?
2 (11.1%)

die heroically in the cause of Earth and/or saving Daniel?
7 (38.9%)

send Daniel back to Earth because he doesn't belong here.
5 (27.8%)

Should Jack

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recognize that Daniel is better off in his new home?
7 (38.9%)

recognize that Daniel is better off with OMC?
9 (50.0%)

insist that Daniel and OMC return to Earth together?
8 (44.4%)

How else should I ramp up the angst in this angst-fest? 255 character limit. Or use comments.

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Comments

[shalom]

I'm getting angsty just reading the choices! :)

And in other things, I've been on a CK-fest reading a heap of your older stories this weekend. Yay!

[brainofck]

Kewl! :D

[sid]

I just pointed to this on my DW, because I want LOTS of fun comments to read! :-D

[brainofck]

OMG SICK MIL!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! :D

[catsmeow]

Daniel, having decided he belongs with OMC, has told Jack that Daniel will NOT be returning to Earth Ever Again, but will instead be living a Life Of True Love with the Apple Dumpling of his Eye, aka OMC. Jack will insist that BOTH of them return to Earth since Jack figures that location is half the battle. ONce Jack has Daniel back home and close at hand it would just be a matter of time before Jack can persuade the obviously confused Daniel that Daniel is Jack's Ain True Love.

In the meantime, the Apple Dumpling OMC has a private word with Jack about how AD-OMC is not just going to turnover and let Jack take Daniel especially since Daniel is so very fond of AD-OMC's Cream-Filled Eclair of Love.

Jack becomes enraged by the over use of corny pastry-related euphemisms Or maybe it's analogies or metaphors or something like that. Jack's not really sure since he didn't pay all that much attention in English class, but the point is the AD-OMC's smug condescension which implies the AD-OMC knows a metaphor from a simile, is Pissing Off Jack. Big Time.

Late that same night during a banquet given by that world's leaders, who all adore Daniel, celebrating Daniel's decision to stay with AD-OMC, the AD-OMC slips off for to the restroom when he is "accidentally" shot and killed by Jack who first states that he mistook the AD-OMC for a really big spider, then claims the AD-OMC attacked him with a spork, before finally settling on the final version of the incident - Evil Alien Chipmunks stole Jack's gun and before he could get it away from them, the EACs shot AD-OMC. Jack insists he's ever so sorry it happened, but he also insists that Daniel be whisked immediately back to earth. When Daniel protests, Jack tells everyone in earshot that Daniel is obviously suffering from shock and needs to be with his own people, i.e. Jack.

Back at the SGC, Jack ushers a grief stricken Daniel through the mountain in record time back to Jack's house where Jack and Daniel argue bitterly. Jack presses suit and his luck by putting the make on Daniel despite Daniel's many protestations and physical attempts to restrain Jack because everyone in the world (meaning Jack) knows that once you sex up the object of your desire he will realise how much he really wanted it all along. Naturally, a single application of Healing Cock makes Daniel see The Error Of His Ways. All thought of the Off-World Apple Dumpling are replaced by Jack, who is the Cherry Strudel in DAniel's Bakery of Love.

The. End.

Yay!

[ripperspet]

Lookin' forward to it! Sounds like a nummy treat already.

[princessofgeeks]

wow; all i know is i will so read this regardless. but i hope it's jack/daniel in the end. you know me!