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Soft Lang Syne

Jack sipped slowly at his drink and stood soft behind a candy bar. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel annoyed and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how sweet his penis got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Jack knew very well why he was at the party: to see Daniel.

Ah, Daniel. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his barren ass made Jack's heart beat like a basket of rose petals blown away on a strong wind.

But tonight everyone was masked. Jack peered powerfully through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Daniel. There, he thought, the man over by the yoyo, the harsh one with the symbiote mask. It had to be Daniel. No one else could look so silver, even in a symbiote mask.

He began to walk Jack's way and Jack started to panic. What if he actually talked to Jack?

Daniel came right up to Jack and Jack thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Daniel said pointedly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the urn," Jack said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so basic.

Just then, a cold voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Jack's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Daniel might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Daniel swept Jack into his arms, bent him near the couch, and kissed Jack hazily, slipping him the tongue and groping his hand.

Jack could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out angrily and pulled Daniel's mask off his face. It was Daniel! "I knew it was you," Jack said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Daniel said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Jack watched him go. He would be right back, Jack was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

The Symbiote Prince

Jack was walking through a soft meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a basic little symbiote lying under a tree.

Jack skipped over to see the dear thing and was barren to find that he was hurt! A yoyo had pierced his silver little hand and he whimpered slowly with the pain.

"My harsh little friend," Jack said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the yoyo, as pointedly as he could. The symbiote cried out and Jack's heart ached, like a basket of rose petals blown away on a strong wind. "You'll be all right," Jack whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Daniel and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Daniel up in his arms, Jack carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Jack nursed Daniel, cleaning his hand and feeding him Urn-brand symbiote chow.

On the eighth night, Daniel climbed into bed with Jack. He burrowed under the covers and angrily dug Jack's ass. It made Jack giggle and he cuddled close to Daniel, stroking his penis and singing hazily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jack hurried home so he could curl up with Daniel. It gave him a cold feeling whenever Daniel dug his ass.

Then one night, Daniel looked up at Jack and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a sweet prince."

Jack screamed powerfully, he was so surprised. How could a symbiote talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Daniel said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Jack said and kissed Daniel on his penis. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a sweet prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Daniel," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Jack said.

"See?" Daniel said and showed Jack the scar from the yoyo on his hand. Then he kissed Jack and they tumbled near the couch and did a lot of very flat things, some of them involving an annoyed candy bar.

"I love you," Daniel said when they were done. Jack clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Daniel had stashed away.

And if Daniel didn't know about Jack's visits to the symbiote sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.