Writing funk

[brainofck]

I never do these, because I just don't have time. But anyway, I need inspiration.

Need a drabble or maybe a ficlet?

Limiting these to J/D. Or possibly, maybe McShep, though no promises on the McShep. Or whatever iteration of J/D/T/S is your fancy.

Not even going to attempt any LOTR_RPS in this batch, sorry. :(

I will tackle the first ten. Or so. Cuddly to kinky all welcome. Remember, the fun of writing custom pr0n is writing to spec. So please be specific. :D

Comments

Ficlet or Drabble - anything

[demilo19.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't really ever do these suggestions (because I never know how much detail to give) but I really miss J/D fic. Wasn't O'Neill a great character?

Anyway, FOX showed SGA's The Return, part II yesterday where O'Neill was in Atlantis and all I could think was 1) of course he would want Carter there (he wants Daniel home) but also 2) how would Daniel react to getting Jack back? He was in Atlantis for over 6 weeks, right? No real way to communicate to Daniel? Do what brought O'Neill to Atlantis and how would the homecoming be? If I could suggest an idea, I would suggest touching. Remapping of bodies (because they both have excellent bodies) and murmured apologies and a warm welcome home.

Oh goodness! I didn't mean for this to be so long. If this helps inspire at all, please use. And if something doesn't, then ignore. Thanks!

Re: Ficlet or Drabble - anything

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Oi. I may need to do a quick rewatch of the episode. Please to be waiting a short while, thank you. :D

Custom Pr0n? How Can I Resist??

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

specific, you say? Drabble-ish? Ficlet, perhaps? must keep request short

J/D, quarantined off-world, UST/flirting to first time, awkward-not-mindbendingly-awesome sex, bring them home to be awkward in the SGC. (keep in mind, I may request a part 2 on this someday to see what happens after you've tortured them with bad sex and left them embarrassed in the SGC)

No Character Death, plskthnks?

Re: Custom Pr0n? How Can I Resist??

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

All done! (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/232884.html)

:D

Re: Custom Pr0n? How Can I Resist??

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

and read! and laughing about it still.

Needed that boost pre-mammogram today. Think of me at 1pm, getting my breasts squished between two gianormous thingies so they can take a peak inside. It's my first, so I have no idea wtf will happen (other than pain)

Re: Custom Pr0n? How Can I Resist??

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

My first one was a couple of months ago. It really didn't hurt, and I had some milk in there, so... Just a little uncomfortable. Don't put on deodorant, or they will look at you disapprovingly!

Deoderant

[zats-clear.livejournal.com]

Where the heck were you when I was showering this morning?!!

*ok, that sounded wrong*

fortunately, I read the note I had written for myself moments before I left the house and was able to scrub off the (possible) lotion from my breasts and my deoderant. Which apparently, I could have not done because I have aluminum-free deoderant. but I digress.

She squished 'em until I squeaked. I'm not kidding here. Side view, top view and she cranked that platform until I made noise, which seemed to be her cue to stop and take a picture. Nice lady, tho.

[princessofg.livejournal.com]

woot.

Something happens that makes Jack make the first move, and it's not the usual suspects of Descension or AMTDI. Something else, something more mundane, and it's set in S7 or after. Could be a subterfuge on a mission, could be jealousy, could be time passing, could be some cute thing Daniel does. But it makes Jack make the first move, and I'm thinking lust first, love confessions second, but I'm not married to that. R rating or above, pleasekaythnks...

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

How's this work for you? (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/233121.html) :)

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Ooh, shiny!

*thinks*

Hum, gimme s5, Jack and Daniel arguing about something (can be ep related, but doesn't have to be), turns into angry sex, though where it goes from there is up to you. I like my cliches, no?

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Pondering, not ignoring. :)

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Something for you! (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/233624.html)

Dashing to work and have not reread it yet. Please excuse typos and word repetition. :D

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Whee! *goes to see*

[starting-gate.livejournal.com]

Press my biggest, prettiest kink button! I want J/D caught. Outed, busted, in flagrante delicto, even. Serious angsty stuff about the consequences of being found out.

Feel free to write a novella. I'll wait.

*taps foot* :p

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Oh. I could do that. Yes. I could. But will have to wait a bit longer. Bedtime now.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

...then it came to me in a huge rush as I was brushing my teeth... (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/233271.html)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

There is not enough bodyswitch fic in SG-1! Jack and Daniel, switched into each other's bodies. Could be an AU of Holiday or another scenario -- go wild. :-D

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Hope you like it! (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/234214.html)

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

I love you so much. :-D

[ms-3m.livejournal.com]

Since you haven't logged ten prompts yet and if you are still in the mood...

Jack and Daniel come across an alien version of a porn shop -- complete with toys, pictures, and other goodies. Needless to say, the boys get curious. And of course, they are in an established relationship.

Can be ancient alien, current alien, AU alien....let your brain dare to go there. NC-17++, kink to the nth degree, or not (yeah, right ;P).

And thanks in advance should you care to tackle this. :D

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

For you. (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/235725.html)

That was SO FUN!!! :D

[chattycatsmeow.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....Anytime after S3 - J/D first time, offworld, they get mistaken for newly weds, keep getting congratulated and the local Honchos put them up in the honeymoon suite. Jack figures, what the hey - they've got the suite, they might as well use it.

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

The Circle of Life (http://brainofck.livejournal.com/235199.html)

:D