Rec: The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist's Bride

I'm always behind the curve. I found Stargate, just as all my little online friends were moving on, finishing up in LOTR, and moving on to Supernatural.

Alas, the brother-on-brother component of Supernatural means it will probably never work for me. Faramir/Boromir never flew, either. It's not the incest component. Lord knows, I could read Merry/Pippin/Frodo all day, back in my days lurking around the Library of Moria. It's the sibling part.

I just can't imagine thinking of my brother in a sexual way, or finding him sexy, or wanting to have sex with him. Not in an ew! way. Just more in a huh? way.

Which is where Sam finds himself in the hilariously, pee yourself funny, The Incestuous Courtship of the Antichrist's Bride.

( cut for spoilers for Supernatural )

dawood basha salsa hara

Also.

O.o

Go ahead. Google the phrase dawood basha salsa hara.

Do I really want to attract innocent Egyptian college students, just trying to whip up a taste of home, to my porn?!?!