Crack!

I made an update to the SGA library today that I thought deserved a special mention.

CRACK! in three pieces: Crack, Crack 2.0, and A very cracky ending! - McShep, Zelenka/Lorne. PG-13. NOT SAFE FOR DIALUP!!! A McShep coming out tale, told in macros. If you don't know what a macro is, please visit icanhazstargate. It is an amusing art form using silly pictures combined with bizarrely poor English. For some reason, everyone has always made you a cookie, then eaten it. *shakes head at modern culture*

Writing funk

I never do these, because I just don't have time. But anyway, I need inspiration.

Need a drabble or maybe a ficlet?

Limiting these to J/D. Or possibly, maybe McShep, though no promises on the McShep. Or whatever iteration of J/D/T/S is your fancy.

Not even going to attempt any LOTR_RPS in this batch, sorry. :(

I will tackle the first ten. Or so. Cuddly to kinky all welcome. Remember, the fun of writing custom pr0n is writing to spec. So please be specific. :D

No Character Death

For my dearest zats_clear who requested, as follows:

J/D, quarantined off-world, UST/flirting to first time, awkward-not-mindbendingly-awesome sex, bring them home to be awkward in the SGC. (keep in mind, I may request a part 2 on this someday to see what happens after you've tortured them with bad sex and left them embarrassed in the SGC)

No Character Death, plskthnks?

Title: No Character Death, Please? Kthanks.
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Off world sex, awkwardness at home.
Content/warnings: Bad!sex.
Words: 734
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
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Lack of Subtlety

For the brilliant and talented princessofg who suggested

Something happens that makes Jack make the first move, and it's not the usual suspects of Descension or AMTDI. Something else, something more mundane, and it's set in S7 or after. Could be a subterfuge on a mission, could be jealousy, could be time passing, could be some cute thing Daniel does. But it makes Jack make the first move, and I'm thinking lust first, love confessions second, but I'm not married to that. R rating or above, pleasekaythnks...

Title: Lack of Subtlety
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17 (light)
Summary: Vala's not the only one completely lacking in tact and subtlety.
Words: 1,104
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
The Matrix: This one is "Club." Eheheheh. The Matrix is located here.


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Consequences in an Alternate Universe

For starting_gate who said:

Press my biggest, prettiest kink button! I want J/D caught. Outed, busted, in flagrante delicto, even. Serious angsty stuff about the consequences of being found out.

Ha! No novella here. But this is an interesting thing to maybe consider for something longer later.

Title: Consequences in an Alternate Universe
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: G
Summary: Consequences in a don't ask, don't tell world.
Words: 328
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck


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