*fidgets*

So, last ficathon, the wonderful person who wrote for me never sent me a link, so I had to hunt through all the journals of all the writers to find my story and I was like the 15th person to comment.

My story hasn't been posted yet, so I got antsy and went and checked all the journals of all the writers.

I didn't find my story. *pouts* On the other hand, I didn't find too many stories. And I was amused to see how many people were commenting on the pending deadline and not being finished. Including several very juicy writers. Soooooo...

*tries to be patient*

My Pegasus to Milky Way Challenge!!!!

So, I said, "I really think we should do a whole unicorns/prostitution challenge. Added bonus for the telephones."

And green_grrl said, "The Pegasus to Milky Way Crack Challenge! A full point for our heroes as: Unicorns, Penguins, Dolphins, Dinosaurs, Dragons, Kittens, or Prostitutes. Half point bonus for Genderswap, Slaves, Phone sex, Bondage, Kids or Powerbars/MREs included in the plot. (I've seen a fair amount of the half-pointers in SG-1, but not the full.) What SGA tropes did I miss out? Hee!"

So, anybody who stumbles across this and wants to take a swat at it, have fun! :D Also, anybody think of tropes Ms. green_grrl missed, suggest, and I will add.

Your checklist:

Before sealing the envelope, did you remember to include:

Transformation into Unicorns?
Penguins?
Dolphins?
Dinosaurs?
Dragons? or
Kittens?

Did your characters perform any acts of prostitution? or sex slavery? (Prostitution preferred).

Did you also include:

Genderswap?
Phone sex?
Bondage?
Kids? or
Powerbars/MREs?

Please remember to sign your check and face the address on the statement out.

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