Still Life with Decapitated Unicorn (or The Enchanted Forest, by CK)

This is my entry in the 2007 Jack/Daniel Ficathon, hosted by greensilver.

I received what appeared to me to be the lone crack!fic assignment. Envy me. Or pity me. It could go either way.

So, without further ado, kuonji14 requested:

Two (2) Requirements: Unicorn(s). Telephone(s).

Optional Request: Anything goes! Surprise me. :) My original request was for 'Daniel as a prostitute'. If you can somehow still work that in, I will a) squeeeee b) laugh like a loon and c) give you cookies! :D

*holds out hand impatiently for cookies* *taps foot*

Title: Still Life with Decapitated Unicorn (or The Enchanted Forest, by CK)
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: NC-17
Summary: An Ancient device creates problems for Jack and Daniel, stranded offworld, as well as for their rescuers.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 4,870
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
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