Arena Homepage

Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM (other pairings in later chapters)
Rating: PG-13 (to NC-17 in later chapters)
Summary: Viggo is somewhere else, where everyone and no one is the same
Content/warnings: AU. Violence. Just stupid.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. muck_a_luck and brainofck
Blame: uisgich, for encouraging me

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Chapter 1: Arena
Chapter 2: Water and Oil
Chapter 3: Flesh and Iron
Chapter 4: Night Terrors
Chapter 5: First
Chapter 6: Opening
Chapter 7: Closing
Chapter 8: Last
Chapter 9: The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part I
Chapter 10: The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part II
Chapter 11: Initiate
Chapter 12: Blood Wash
Chapter 13: Sword Practice, Part I
Chapter 14: Sword Practice, Part II
Chapter 15: Water and Oil, Reprise
Chapter 16: Laurel
Chapter 17: Dreaming
Chapter 18: Homecoming, Part I
Chapter 19: Homecoming, Part II
Chapter 20: Homecoming, Part III
Chapter 21: Homecoming, Part IV
Chapter 22: Homecoming, Final

This is a WIP. More links will be added as more chapters are completed. :)

These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.

Arena: Chapter 13: Sword Practice, Part I

Title/Chapter: Sword Practice, Part I
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM (other pairings in later chapters)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Viggo is somewhere else, where everyone and no one is the same
Content/warnings: AU. Violence.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: www.rugbytackling.com, Green Opals, if they're interested, and my journals muck_a_luck and brainofck
Further Disclaimer: Any resemblance to Ancient Rome mostly incidental. I have never seen any gladiator flick. Ever. Honest. Not even stinky Gladiator that stole FOTR's Oscar. *glares*
Blame: uisgich, for encouraging me

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Arena
Water and Oil
Flesh and Iron
Night Terrors
First
Opening
Closing
Last
The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part I
The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part II
Initiate
Blood Wash

( Sword Practice )

Arena: Chapter 14: Sword Practice, Part II

Title/Chapter: Sword Practice, Part II
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM (other pairings in later chapters)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Viggo is somewhere else, where everyone and no one is the same
Content/warnings: AU. Violence.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: www.rugbytackling.com, Green Opals, if they're interested, and my journals muck_a_luck and brainofck
Further Disclaimer: Any resemblance to Ancient Rome mostly incidental. I have never seen any gladiator flick. Ever. Honest. Not even stinky Gladiator that stole FOTR's Oscar. *glares*
Blame: uisgich, for encouraging me

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Arena
Water and Oil
Flesh and Iron
Night Terrors
First
Opening
Closing
Last
The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part I
The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part II
Initiate
Blood Wash
Sword Practice, Part I


( Sword Practice, Part II )

Arena: Chapter 15: Water and Oil, Reprise

Title/Chapter: Water and Oil, Reprise
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM (other pairings in later chapters)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Viggo is somewhere else, where everyone and no one is the same
Content/warnings: AU. Violence.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: www.rugbytackling.com, Green Opals, if they're interested, and my journals muck_a_luck and brainofck
Further Disclaimer: Any resemblance to Ancient Rome mostly incidental. I have never seen any gladiator flick. Ever. Honest. Not even stinky Gladiator that stole FOTR's Oscar. *glares*
Blame: uisgich, for encouraging me

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Arena
Water and Oil
Flesh and Iron
Night Terrors
First
Opening
Closing
Last
The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part I
The Mysteries of the Next Life, Part II
Initiate
Blood Wash
Sword Practice, Part I
Sword Practice, Part II

( Bath )

Cloves and Apples

Once upon a time, uisgich, (a major foodie, who it is this author's vague recollection had a catering business in her former life), asked muck_a_luck (who in a previous incarnation ran a co-operative kitchen for 150 people), to provide her recipe for Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins.

After idle LJ-type chatter between their icons, manly men Maj. Richard Sharpe and Boromir, Son of Gondor, Uisgich wrote Gondorian Muffins (and blamed me), Asparagus!, and Sweet Meat.

Then, weirdly, Muck-a-luck, who had always denied that she would ever post any fiction, as all her attempts at porn have sucked, and not in a good way as none of it is worthy to post anywhere, was overcome with the need to write food!angst, inspired by the above-referenced series.

So, behind the cut, please find my first ever fiction post, approximately a double drabble.

Thanks to Uisgich for the beta.

Love to you all!

CK

( Cloves and Apples )

Dark Muse, Part I

So, I know I said I don't write fiction, because all I can ever come up with is bad!fic. But I think I have finally written something...

Thanks so much to uisgich for the beta. And also for the distracting IM conversations.

CK: I want a treat.
Uisgich: okay, what sort of treat? Falafel? I've got a bowl in front of me now!
CK: Changing the subject, what could Aragorn eat off Boromir?
Uisgich: Chocolate sauce ... or fudge sauce!! I have a great recipe!
CK: Surprise attack, I think. Revenge for the teasing.
CK: Wonder what one could eat off Sharpe?
Uisgich: Def fudge sauce - it's thick and sticky and sweet ...
CK: Honey and yougurt, I think.
Uisgich: Oooh, greek Sharpe!

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Title: Encounters with the Dark Muse 1/2
Author: muck_a_luck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How did Sean get here? And where did Viggo come from?
Content/warnings: Kidnapping. Violence (though not in the sex). Non-con. Various kink. Mostly PWP
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Additional disclaimer: In light of the (surprisingly unintended) parallels between my disclaimer and my story, feel I should make an additional disclaimer. I have no real desire to kidnap these people. I am not a stalker. I don't have any intention of trying to make fiction reality. No international sex crime syndicate at my disposal, people!
Archive rights: Would be cool to be archived! www.Rugbytackling.com only, though.

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( Encounters with the Dark Muse, Part 1 )

Dark Muse, Part II

Title: Encounters with the Dark Muse, Part 2 (probably of 5, dammit) Part 1 here
Author: muck_a_luck
Beta: uisgich (Many, many thanks)
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How did Sean get here? And where did Viggo come from?
Content/warnings: Kidnapping. Violence (though not in the sex). Non-con. Various kink. Mostly PWP
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Additional disclaimer: In light of the (surprisingly unintended) parallels between my disclaimer and my story, feel I should make an additional disclaimer. I have no real desire to kidnap these people. I am not a stalker. I don't have any intention of trying to make fiction reality. No international sex crime syndicate at my disposal, people!
Archive rights: Would be cool to be archived! www.Rugbytackling.com only, though.

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( Encounters with the Dark Muse, Part 2 )

Dark Muse, Part III

I know it started out as a 1/2. So, (and no Carolina jokes, people!) here is Part 3. Part 4 is on the way this evening, as soon as I resolve an issue revolving around the over-use of a certain naughty phrase. :)

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Title: Encounters with the Dark Muse 3/5? Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here.
Author: muck_a_luck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sean calls the police.
Content/warnings: References to kidnapping, violence, and non-consensual sex. An attempt at something *besides* PWP.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Additional disclaimer: In light of the (surprisingly unintended) parallels between my disclaimer and my story, feel I should make an additional disclaimer. I have no real desire to kidnap these people. I am not a stalker. I don't have any intention of trying to make fiction reality. No international sex crime syndicate at my disposal, people!
Archive rights: Would be cool to be archived! www.Rugbytackling.com only, though.

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( Encounters with the Dark Muse, Part 3 )

Dark Muse, Part IV

Heh. Resolved the repetitive use of the naughty phrase. See! The benefits of a liberal arts education. Go Tarheels!

Hmmm. But is there an accepted spelling for Cuntabago?

Many thanks to uisgich for all her support and encouragement.

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Title: Encounters with the Dark Muse 4/5? Part 1 is here. Part 2 is here. Part 3 is here.
Author: muck_a_luck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sean and Viggo spend an afternoon doing nothing
Content/warnings: Angst? PWP.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: Would be cool to be archived! www.Rugbytackling.com only, though.

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( Encounters with the Dark Muse, Part 4 )

Dark Muse Homepage

Title: Encounters with the Dark Muse
Author: muck_a_luck, posted in rugbytackle and brainofck
Pairing: SB/VM
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How did Sean get here? And where did Viggo come from?
Content/warnings: Kidnapping. Violence (though not in the sex). Non-con. Various kink. Angst. Mostly PWP.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Additional disclaimer: In light of the (surprisingly unintended) parallels between my disclaimer and my story, feel I should make an additional disclaimer. I have no real desire to kidnap these people. I am not a stalker. I don't have any intention of trying to make fiction reality. No international sex crime syndicate at my disposal, people!
Archive rights: Would be cool to be archived! www.Rugbytackling.com only, though.

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Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI

TBC - though probably not for awhile. Resting in a good spot. Um. So to speak. *snickers*

No! No! Don't click!