IM re: Name Change Petition

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Title: IM re: Name Change Petition
Author: muck_a_luck, posting in brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: G
Summary: Late at night on AIM
Content/warnings: Schmoop?
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
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NoFish: Did you get it?

DiggingDanny is away at 1:42:06 AM.

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Auto response from DiggingDanny (1:42:19 AM): I am (choose 1):
1. Reading.
2. Thinking.
3. Writing.
4. Working.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding).

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NoFish: 6. None of the above.

NoFish: You are naked in bed thinking of me in my Class As and touching yourself.

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

DiggingDanny returned at 1:47:34 AM.

DiggingDanny: Oh, that is so annoying.

NoFish: What?

DiggingDanny: Did you teach your screenname to moo?

DiggingDanny: And get what? The frighteningly incriminating legal document you left on my chair at the SGC this morning?

DiggingDanny: Right before we went off world?

NoFish: I put it in an envelope!

DiggingDanny: Yeeeeesssss. From Janet's stationery. Marked "Personal and Confidential."

NoFish: Exactly! Nobody would dare to open one of the doc's messages to her patients. Perfectly safe.

DiggingDanny: Yup. Now anyone who saw it just thinks I have space herpes. Thanks.

NoFish: Don't mention it.

DiggingDanny: OMG! That is the most annoying thing ever. Make it stop!

NoFish: Moooooooooooo!

NoFish: Moooooooooooo!

NoFish: Moooooooooooo!

DiggingDanny: One more time and you can forget about getting any for a month.

NoFish: OK, OK! I fixed it. Jeez! Not that I get any anyway.

NoFish: I hate this stupid screenname, btw.

DiggingDanny: *snickers*

DiggingDanny:I thought it was very clever.

NoFish: I should have at least gotten to name T. Stupid Carter.

DiggingDanny:Cassie started it. Do you think Sam would have chosen the name SmarterThanYou on her own?

NoFish: Yes. I do. *sulks*

DiggingDanny:I'm not going to sit here and listen to you pout all night. I was doing stuff, you know.

NoFish: At nearly two in the morning? Of course you were.

NoFish: Like I said. Thinking of me! *is smug*

DiggingDanny:Going now...

NoFish: So?!?!?!?!

DiggingDanny:So what?

NoFish: I like the sound of it. Daniel O'Neill. You sound like a good Irish lad.

DiggingDanny:Haha. Very funny. Why don't you become Mrs. Jackson, instead. Jack Jackson. :)

NoFish is away at 2:03:12 AM

DiggingDanny:You're not serious?

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Auto response from NoFish (2:03:22 AM): I am (choose 1):
1. Not talking to you.
2. Not talking to you.
3. Not talking to you.
4. Not talking to you.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding). Not talking to you.

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DiggingDanny:OMG. I cannot believe you are actually serious.

DiggingDanny:Jack, we can't get married. I can't be Mrs. Jonathan C. O'Neill.

DiggingDanny:Is that something you even want?

NoFish returned at 2:05:16 AM.

NoFish: I don't know.

NoFish: Maybe.

NoFish: Who cares?

NoFish: Nevermind. Forget I brought it up.

NoFish signed off at 2:06:38 AM.

DiggingDanny:Dammit!

NoFish is no longer available

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As drafted by Col. O'Neill and forwarded to Dr. Jackson.



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Comments

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He is a dork. And he was being all romantic and even went to the courthouse (or at least their website) and got the form and everything and Daniel didn't take him seriously and then he was all embarrassed. He probably refused to answer his phone, either, when Daniel called him after he signed off.

:)