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brainofckHammond took a deep breath, opened his office door, and walked into the briefing room.
They had warned him. But he still wasn't ready.
There sat Jack, regal as a queen. Tall, willowy - an aging supermodel with legs that wouldn't quit.
Across from him, looking more than a little annoyed, was Teal'c. One of the airwomen had done his hair. Hammond felt a fleeting jealousy, wishing one of the airwomen would do his hair. The tiny cornrows set off the gold tatoo beautifully, and suited his athletic physique. He was wearing a tank, that not only showed off his ample figure, but also heavily muscled arms. Apparently Teal'c had carried his extraordinary strength to this new body.
Then, of course, there was Daniel. Still his old self, full of contradictions - sweet yet tactless, easily distractible, yet razor sharp. But now he was a tiny thing. Looked like a good strong wind would pick him up and carry him off.
He was still fearless, though. Only Daniel met his eyes as he moved around the table. Even Carter seemed ill at ease.
It was all he could do not to rub at his eyes in exasperation and weariness. That wasn't what his team needed at the moment. Still, he couldn't ignore the situation completely. An alien STD had just devastated his flagship team. Somehing had to be said.
"People. I don't know what happened this weekend. Common decency suggests that if you leave one gender, you reappear two days later the same gender." He turned and pointed meaningfully at Carter.
"Major, you come bouncing in here tomorrow morning as a perky Kevin Sorbo and you'll have a new commanding officer by tomorrow afternoon."
General Hammond sat bolt upright in a tangle of sweaty sheets. As he shakily made his way to the shower, he thought for the first of a hundred times today, he was sure, that he was too old for this insane job.
They had warned him. But he still wasn't ready.
There sat Jack, regal as a queen. Tall, willowy - an aging supermodel with legs that wouldn't quit.
Across from him, looking more than a little annoyed, was Teal'c. One of the airwomen had done his hair. Hammond felt a fleeting jealousy, wishing one of the airwomen would do his hair. The tiny cornrows set off the gold tatoo beautifully, and suited his athletic physique. He was wearing a tank, that not only showed off his ample figure, but also heavily muscled arms. Apparently Teal'c had carried his extraordinary strength to this new body.
Then, of course, there was Daniel. Still his old self, full of contradictions - sweet yet tactless, easily distractible, yet razor sharp. But now he was a tiny thing. Looked like a good strong wind would pick him up and carry him off.
He was still fearless, though. Only Daniel met his eyes as he moved around the table. Even Carter seemed ill at ease.
It was all he could do not to rub at his eyes in exasperation and weariness. That wasn't what his team needed at the moment. Still, he couldn't ignore the situation completely. An alien STD had just devastated his flagship team. Somehing had to be said.
"People. I don't know what happened this weekend. Common decency suggests that if you leave one gender, you reappear two days later the same gender." He turned and pointed meaningfully at Carter.
"Major, you come bouncing in here tomorrow morning as a perky Kevin Sorbo and you'll have a new commanding officer by tomorrow afternoon."
General Hammond sat bolt upright in a tangle of sweaty sheets. As he shakily made his way to the shower, he thought for the first of a hundred times today, he was sure, that he was too old for this insane job.
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Date: 2005-10-17 12:14 pm (UTC)Poor poor General Hammond. *pats him*
Perky Kevin...
Date: 2005-10-17 11:55 pm (UTC)Re: Perky Kevin...
Date: 2005-10-18 12:59 am (UTC)What do you mean, can't I just see him.....
*zones out, idiotic grin plastered on face*
Huh? You say sumpin?
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Date: 2005-10-17 05:15 pm (UTC)Aha hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh God, I think I pulled something. ;-)
Hammond watches Hercules?
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Date: 2005-10-17 11:29 pm (UTC)Eheheheh. There's a thought. But doesn't everyone? :)
I suppose Jack wouldn't need to be female to be regal as a queen, would he. In fact, now that I think about it, I think possibly Season 8 was my inspiration for that vision of Jack... *ponders*
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Date: 2005-10-18 02:53 pm (UTC)I have had a way to reference Herc/Xena in my J/D for a while -- just needs to find the right place to slot in.
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Date: 2005-10-17 07:31 pm (UTC)Sick, sick and so, so wrong
Date: 2005-10-17 11:55 pm (UTC)Re: Sick, sick and so, so wrong
Date: 2005-10-18 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-18 12:05 am (UTC)OMG!! I just splurted my bed time chai all over the arm of the couch!!
I remember you said something about a perky KS last night, but didn't know it was gonna turn up quite like that!!
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Date: 2005-10-18 02:38 am (UTC)*pets George*
Know how ya feel, buddy.
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Date: 2006-04-14 06:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-30 07:01 pm (UTC)You broke my brain again CK. Good god woman, you doing a series?
And um George? Right there with ya buddy. Right there with ya.
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Date: 2006-09-22 02:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-13 05:17 pm (UTC)Ahhh, Daniel as Damsel in Distress. Course, how humiliating to discover that you, as an actor, have not only been hired because you can do a great imitation of another actor, but now you get to be the girl
Perky Kevin Sorbo...yup, certifiable!
Everybody KNOWS I'm certifiable
Date: 2007-10-15 01:58 pm (UTC)But who would you cast to be the male!Carter? Kevin Sorbo! See! I told you! :D
It tickles me that you seem to be discovering my hidden depths as stories continue to take you by surprise!
Hidden Depths HAH
Date: 2007-10-15 05:34 pm (UTC)And I have taken the plunge into the icy waters of PegBa'al...Have read 3 gorgeous stories by three different authors that follow one right after the other and am looking for whatever comes next.
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Date: 2008-01-04 07:31 pm (UTC)