Ah, spam. Our bizzare enemy.

[brainofck]

I just got a message from "Sales." The subject line was "Pumpkins, Rage Under Voodoo Spell."

One day, I'm going to have some time on my hands, and I am going to write a story that uses a bumch of those junk mail subject lines. Maybe Jack can look into something that is apparently an ancient device, and instead of spouting sorta-Latin, he can start saying that stuff. It can be a database of internet porn and pharmaceutical websites or something.

Comments

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Dude! That would be hilarious and awesome.

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Hee! That would be fun. do it!

Somewhere, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] has an excel spreadsheet he used to paste wacky spammer names into. It makes a great resource for naming stuff.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Pumpkins, Rage Under Voodoo Spell

That's classic! That could be a journal title.

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

And offers for cheap loans -- can't forget those. :P

Angie

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

As Husband quipped - we can mortgage the house to pay for the Viagra he needs to facilitate his porn habit... :D

[brainofck.livejournal.com]

Stinkin' database. Sorry about the double reply.

[leviathanmuse.livejournal.com]

There's already a community that does fic prompts to spam. splinters_say