Daniel squeezed approvingly

[brainofck]

Via janedavitt who got it from somebody who got it from somebody...

Open the Word doc of your fic. Click AutoSummarise (on the tools menu), when it has autosumarised tell it to put the output in a new document and that you want the summary to be 100 words or less. The shorter the fic the more coherent sense the summary will make, but the long ones are funnier.



Slavery on a Civilized Planet, as summarized in 100 words or less by Microsoft Word

Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Go, Daniel! Jack thought grimly. "Daniel," Jack whimpered pathetically. "Jack, it's okay," Daniel said softly. Jack asked.

"Great," Jack muttered. Daniel looked sheepish.

Jack asked.

Daniel looked alarmed.

Jack said uncertainly.

"Yes, s-s-s-Daniel," Jack replied.

Daniel is not "sir." Jack was quiet. "General," Jack began.

Jack looked at his mas– Daniel's profile. Jack frowned. Daniel was flustered. Daniel wasn't sir. "Jack," Daniel said. Jack felt crushed.

Daniel's door was closed. Jack was naked.

Jack asked. Daniel squeezed approvingly. "No, Jack." "Except Daniel."

"What about Daniel?"

Comments

[melayneseahawk.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Poor confused Jack. I really need to do this now. I'm curious what pervy Word will come up with.

[lt-kitty.livejournal.com]

Word is scary.

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Heh. We were doing that on our novels-in-progress in my regional group forum during NaNo and it was appropriately silly. My stories tend to be very dialogue heavy, and since the summarizing function seems fond of simple declarative sentences, I ended up with essentially a list of dialogue tags. :P

Angie

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yeah, that works... :-D