Daniel never got caught up in a civil war because the chieftain's beautiful daughter took one look at him and stabbed herself to death with a fork rather than marry him.
Eheheh. Alas, this little idea does not fit well with the rest of my things, but it has amused me so much, I may have to do the crack!fic Five Missions that Never Happened to Daniel Jackson, just so I can use it! :)
And I am looking at your icon and realizing that must have been a silly photoshoot.
I went a slightly different route, with Jack as not-so-innocent bystander. Accidentally stayed up two hours last night writing longhand in bed. It really was an accident. I looked up and it was suddenly two hours later. Anyway, roughed out three of the five things. The fourth and fifth will be pretty easy, though the fourth will be long, as it contains the porn.
I wonder about those at times. What if we're being controlled by aliens? I mean, it can't be possible for me be reading/writing slash at 11pm and when I blink, it's 4am, you know? *ponders*
I am giggling too much from the above suggestions to come up with much . . .
never spent a good deal of his young years squatting in a brothel where one of the girls/boys/whathaveyou fancied him so terribly and dumped a can of cat food on his head?
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Date: 2006-07-30 01:11 pm (UTC)And I am looking at your icon and realizing that must have been a silly photoshoot.
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Date: 2006-08-01 12:24 am (UTC)never spent a good deal of his young years squatting in a brothel where one of the girls/boys/whathaveyou fancied him so terribly and dumped a can of cat food on his head?
For truly. I could happen.
I like the Circle K idea best. Mine's just crazy.