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Title: IM re: Name Change Petition
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: G
Summary: Late at night on AIM
Content/warnings: Schmoop?
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck







NoFish: Did you get it?

DiggingDanny is away at 1:42:06 AM.



Auto response from DiggingDanny (1:42:19 AM): I am (choose 1):
1. Reading.
2. Thinking.
3. Writing.
4. Working.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding).





NoFish: 6. None of the above.

NoFish: You are naked in bed thinking of me in my Class As and touching yourself.

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

NoFish: *poke*

DiggingDanny returned at 1:47:34 AM.


DiggingDanny: Oh, that is so annoying.

NoFish: What?

DiggingDanny: Did you teach your screenname to moo?

DiggingDanny: And get what? The frighteningly incriminating legal document you left on my chair at the SGC this morning?

DiggingDanny: Right before we went off world?

NoFish: I put it in an envelope!

DiggingDanny: Yeeeeesssss. From Janet's stationery. Marked "Personal and Confidential."

NoFish: Exactly! Nobody would dare to open one of the doc's messages to her patients. Perfectly safe.

DiggingDanny: Yup. Now anyone who saw it just thinks I have space herpes. Thanks.

NoFish: Don't mention it.

DiggingDanny: OMG! That is the most annoying thing ever. Make it stop!

NoFish: Moooooooooooo!

NoFish: Moooooooooooo!

NoFish: Moooooooooooo!


DiggingDanny: One more time and you can forget about getting any for a month.

NoFish: OK, OK! I fixed it. Jeez! Not that I get any anyway.

NoFish: I hate this stupid screenname, btw.

DiggingDanny: *snickers*

DiggingDanny:I thought it was very clever.

NoFish: I should have at least gotten to name T. Stupid Carter.

DiggingDanny:Cassie started it. Do you think Sam would have chosen the name SmarterThanYou on her own?

NoFish: Yes. I do. *sulks*

DiggingDanny:I'm not going to sit here and listen to you pout all night. I was doing stuff, you know.

NoFish: At nearly two in the morning? Of course you were.

NoFish: Like I said. Thinking of me! *is smug*

DiggingDanny:Going now...

NoFish: So?!?!?!?!

DiggingDanny:So what?

NoFish: I like the sound of it. Daniel O'Neill. You sound like a good Irish lad.

DiggingDanny:Haha. Very funny. Why don't you become Mrs. Jackson, instead. Jack Jackson. :)

NoFish is away at 2:03:12 AM

DiggingDanny:You're not serious?



Auto response from NoFish (2:03:22 AM): I am (choose 1):
1. Not talking to you.
2. Not talking to you.
3. Not talking to you.
4. Not talking to you.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding). Not talking to you.





DiggingDanny:OMG. I cannot believe you are actually serious.

DiggingDanny:Jack, we can't get married. I can't be Mrs. Jonathan C. O'Neill.

DiggingDanny:Is that something you even want?

NoFish returned at 2:05:16 AM.


NoFish: I don't know.

NoFish: Maybe.

NoFish: Who cares?

NoFish: Nevermind. Forget I brought it up.

NoFish signed off at 2:06:38 AM.


DiggingDanny:Dammit!

NoFish is no longer available






As drafted by Col. O'Neill and forwarded to Dr. Jackson.

Name Change Petition

If you're interested, all my stories, in order, from one page. Also, my fiction recommendations.

Date: 2006-09-20 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sulien77.livejournal.com
Okay, I'm still laughing at their online conversation. And those screen names! *gigglegigglesnort* What a hoot! Thanks for sharing. :-)

Date: 2006-09-20 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Thanks! I'm proud to have made you snort! :)

Date: 2006-09-20 08:06 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] from-the-corner.livejournal.com
This is great! I absolutely love this kind of fics :D
Poor Jack... *g*

Date: 2006-09-20 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Thanks! *pets poor Jack*

Date: 2006-09-20 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aello75.livejournal.com
Sweet. And funny!

Cool screen names. DiggingDanny and SmarterThanYou. *bg*

And I like the idea of Jack and Danny gettin' married. Sappy romantic me... *deep sigh*

Date: 2006-09-20 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
Thanks! Jack seems like the settling down kind, doesn't he?

Date: 2006-09-20 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aello75.livejournal.com
It's me who has to thank you for that nice little story!

Yeah, I really think, Jack's the going-steady type who settles down. He may appear to be stupid and very cynic and he does a good job at keeping this cover. But I think at heart he's a real soft and romantic person.

He likes kids and dogs and I'm convinced, he and Daniel are more than just friends. *g* Just can't imagine him and Carter. There's no spark - at least I can't see any being there. (:

And though I am quite lay back about all this shipper stuff, it annoyed me to no end to hear about these rumours about episode 200. When I saw that pic of Jack in a wedding suit and Carter in a wedding dress... Just had to do something. (-: Made my version of that wedding day...

Date: 2006-09-20 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melayneseahawk.livejournal.com
Teehee. This is cute.

Date: 2006-09-20 03:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-09-20 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Very cute.

Date: 2006-09-20 03:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-09-20 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starting-gate.livejournal.com
This is Jack being romantic. Awww.
Adorkable!

Date: 2006-09-20 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
He is a dork. And he was being all romantic and even went to the courthouse (or at least their website) and got the form and everything and Daniel didn't take him seriously and then he was all embarrassed. He probably refused to answer his phone, either, when Daniel called him after he signed off.

:)

Date: 2006-09-20 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lucifrix.livejournal.com
Space herpes!!!!!

Date: 2006-09-20 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
I know!!!! :)

Date: 2006-09-20 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] green-grrl.livejournal.com
Aaaaaaaaawww. *pets Jack* That romantic fool. With the mooing screen name.

Date: 2006-09-20 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
He is a fool. :D

Date: 2006-09-20 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenellaevangela.livejournal.com
Aww...! Jack is such a sweetheart. :-)

Date: 2006-09-21 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-autumn-sky.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha...that is awesome.

Poor Jack. He's such a romantic.

Date: 2006-09-21 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
Bahaha. Most things about AIM ARE ANNOYING BY DEFINITION. :) Extremely cute convo, and of course I love the legal doc!

(OMG, I can't believe you pointed me at a LEGAL DOC. Wench. <3 )

Date: 2006-09-21 10:14 am (UTC)
sid: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sid
Poor Jack must be CRUSHED! Daniel's got some groveling to do. ;-)

Date: 2006-09-26 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neotoma.livejournal.com
Now anyone who saw it just thinks I have space herpes. Thanks.

:snerk:

Perfect characterization of Jack in his clueless-annoying mode, btw.

Date: 2006-11-03 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddibear.livejournal.com
*snerk* Love the screennames and their dialogue! So them! Hee. And um I dunno if it's on purpose but the petition itself has a few typos. Daneil? *snerk*

Well I did name my Camo SpaceMonkey, Dr. Danny J. O'Neill *snerk*

And yes I dunno how I have missed these ficlets. Hee. Thank you for em! :)

This fic is perfect for me to use my J/D married icon *snerk*

Date: 2007-10-18 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] entrenous.livejournal.com

Auto response from NoFish (2:03:22 AM): I am (choose 1):
1. Not talking to you.
2. Not talking to you.
3. Not talking to you.
4. Not talking to you.
5. Sleeping (ha ha just kidding). Not talking to you.


Freaking brilliant. I LOL'ed, I T_T'ed, it became a part of me. Also, I love the legal document. And you got the county right and the zip code and the area codes all right! Awesome! As a resident of Colorado, I look for that stuff. Excellent job.

Date: 2007-10-18 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brainofck.livejournal.com
*snickers* Glad you liked it!

(There's a Skyline Drive, too. Though I'm pretty sure there is not a 10 Skylne Drive.)

(I live in Virginia. I did some research.)

(Maybe I'm a little bit insane.)

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