Eheheh

[brainofck]

Daniel slipped his fingers under the tape and pulled the wrapping off the box. He lifted the lid and folded back the tissue paper.

He dropped it back onto the table, feeling a little faint.

Teal'c gently lifted the fabric from the box.

"He seems to have confused you with Major Carter," Teal'c said solemnly. He shook out the folds and held out a delicate cotton sundress. White with an all over pattern of twining ivy and roses. It had broad straps that would fall to cap his shoulders. The cut of the bust looked modest, low enough to show some skin, but probably no cleavage, with a scalloped neckline to emphasize the curves but reveal little. The bodice was princess seamed and the skirt was full.

"He's a fucking idiot, if he thinks I'm putting that on," Daniel muttered. He finally pulled the card from his pocket and stared at it hard before taking a deep breath and flipping it open.