What I am thinking right now

[brainofck]

"No, I haven't! And what exactly has been going on over there? Viggo's been fading out every time he gets remotely near Bean, which has been essentially all day. Orlando can hardly walk properly, and keeps tossing his Elven locks and waving his pretty little Elven ass every time either of them looks in his direction, which has been essentially all day. And Sean is surveying practically the entire Fellowship as if they were his own private harem, the smug bastard."