What to do when your flatmate is homocidal
May. 8th, 2013 07:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brainofckWhat To Do When Your Flatmate is Homocidal
OMG. It has been a long time since a single story made me laugh out loud so many times. And cry.
"Bad news. We ran out of olives. Oh, you say, that is no very great problem. I myself have run out of olives on countless occasions."
Also: "John threw toast at my head. He’s so violent."
Also: “John,” I will say, “I would like you to channel your homicidal tendencies towards people that are not in our inner circle of beloved friends.”
Also: “John,” I said, “I feel you have forgotten to bring your pants to this argument.”
I'm sorry. Me and Lestrade will just be laughing over here like maniacs.
OMG. It has been a long time since a single story made me laugh out loud so many times. And cry.
"Bad news. We ran out of olives. Oh, you say, that is no very great problem. I myself have run out of olives on countless occasions."
Also: "John threw toast at my head. He’s so violent."
Also: “John,” I will say, “I would like you to channel your homicidal tendencies towards people that are not in our inner circle of beloved friends.”
Also: “John,” I said, “I feel you have forgotten to bring your pants to this argument.”
I'm sorry. Me and Lestrade will just be laughing over here like maniacs.
