Enough with the song!fic already

[brainofck]

Lord, save me from these '70's country songs.

I'm gonna be leaving
At the break of dawn
Wish you could come
But I don't need no woman taggin along
I'll sneak out that door
Couldn't stand to see you cry
I'd stay another year if i saw teardrops in your eyes

-Heard It In a Love Song, The Marshall Tucker Band

*shakes head*

Absolutely not. Just. NO.